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Alma wrote:
I lost my post
you're doing it wrong!
...Oh wait. Ha! you're not doing it at all
...Oh wait. Ha! you're not doing it at all
You're a geek, accept reality, become a Goth.
In the World of Goth's Geekdom is cool and accepted and the girls are dirty, occasionally hot and they don't mind you talking about "online forum's" and "Man that Tauren Pwnd my a$$ on Battlegrounds last night...".
I recommend growning you hair and wearing My Chemical Romance t-shirts.
If you are already a Goth, kill yourself, the only reason to be a Goth is getting laid my unstable women who wear lots of leather and velvet.
Edited, Jun 6th 2008 8:21pm by tarv
In the World of Goth's Geekdom is cool and accepted and the girls are dirty, occasionally hot and they don't mind you talking about "online forum's" and "Man that Tauren Pwnd my a$$ on Battlegrounds last night...".
I recommend growning you hair and wearing My Chemical Romance t-shirts.
If you are already a Goth, kill yourself, the only reason to be a Goth is getting laid my unstable women who wear lots of leather and velvet.
Edited, Jun 6th 2008 8:21pm by tarv
I've found this almost allays a result of not trying.
Grow some balls and start asking random women to go out. Supermarkets, restaurants, libraries, whatever. Trust me, there aren't any women who would be into if only you don't talk to them.
Grow some balls and start asking random women to go out. Supermarkets, restaurants, libraries, whatever. Trust me, there aren't any women who would be into if only you don't talk to them.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Goth is so 90's, even Emo is getting passe. I mean he could use his tears as lube while ************ and take Emo to the next level, or better yet be goth and wear mascara and then use his blackened tears to lather up. Take sad and lonely to the next level we have a new decade coming up soon.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
bodhisattva, Defender of Justice wrote:
Take sad and lonely to the next level we have a new decade coming up soon.
I thought you had that covered with your personal WoW Gen blog...
Celcio wrote:
bodhisattva, Defender of Justice wrote:
Take sad and lonely to the next level we have a new decade coming up soon.
I thought you had that covered with your personal WoW Gen blog...
lol
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Me neither.
I banged an Ex about 2 months back, but it required like, 0 effort.
-Phone Call-
Her: "Hey Craig, how are you? You wanna grab a drink after work and catch up?"
Me: "Ok."
Her at the Bar: "So, I just broke up with my boyfriend...blah blah blah."
Me: "Uh, huh." >chug<
-Later and Drunker-
Her: "Do you wanna see my new house?"
Me: "OK".
-45mins Later-
We: "Bow-chica-wawa"
I haven't seen or talked to her since. But she was my first 30+ (she wasn't 30 when we dated, but that was 4-5yrs ago.)
Last month my work schedule was not very indicative of a social life (overnights + weekends =/= Much of a social life), but I did have a Date with a nice Jewish girl for the Racanteurs show last Tuesday.
That reminds me, I should probably call her back.
I banged an Ex about 2 months back, but it required like, 0 effort.
-Phone Call-
Her: "Hey Craig, how are you? You wanna grab a drink after work and catch up?"
Me: "Ok."
Her at the Bar: "So, I just broke up with my boyfriend...blah blah blah."
Me: "Uh, huh." >chug<
-Later and Drunker-
Her: "Do you wanna see my new house?"
Me: "OK".
-45mins Later-
We: "Bow-chica-wawa"
I haven't seen or talked to her since. But she was my first 30+ (she wasn't 30 when we dated, but that was 4-5yrs ago.)
Last month my work schedule was not very indicative of a social life (overnights + weekends =/= Much of a social life), but I did have a Date with a nice Jewish girl for the Racanteurs show last Tuesday.
That reminds me, I should probably call her back.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
bodhisattva, Defender of Justice wrote:
Wow, that looks awful sad. And lonely.
But in a 10's sort of way, you trend setter you!
emo twunt
It ain't got **** on my Civ Blog.
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That was so hurtful that I tried to ********** using my own tears to make myself feel better but it was to slick and I lost my grip and punched myself in the face. Then I really did cry. Then I wrote a haiku about it.
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Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Bodhi wrote:
could it be because you spend more time communicating HERE as opposed to spending time communicating with the ladies....or gents.....depending on your preferance?
think the rest of them nailed it with the geek factor. hit the gym and get involved with some athletic activity. chicks dig nice abs. not so much for the carprol tunnel system from banging on a keyboard.
think the rest of them nailed it with the geek factor. hit the gym and get involved with some athletic activity. chicks dig nice abs. not so much for the carprol tunnel system from banging on a keyboard.
What the hell is a Carpool Tunnel System?
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wtf
Meh, you'll get used to it.
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Drugs really can solve anything.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
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You live how far from King's Cross, and can't get laid?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Mistress DSD wrote:
you're doing it wrong!
...Oh wait. Ha! you're not doing it at all
...Oh wait. Ha! you're not doing it at all
You have no idea how much this cheered up up my day by reading this. Working Sundays really blows.
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