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#1 Jun 06 2008 at 10:53 AM Rating: Decent
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and Oil's at $140 and the Dow's off 300 points?

Where's Gbaji to assure me that the economy's doing great.

On the other hand, $5 gas is probably good for the 'Bama.


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#2 Jun 06 2008 at 10:59 AM Rating: Decent
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The 'Bama Black Snake? I know my way around lube, but I ain't no oil man.

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#3 Jun 06 2008 at 12:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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and Oil's at $140 and the Dow's off 300 points?
Well, it's balanced by the promising unemployment figures released today.
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#4 Jun 06 2008 at 1:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, it's balanced by the promising unemployment figures released today.


Oh was that today? Holy ****, .5%??


Bush also noted the 5.5 pct unemployment rate in May, but said this sharp increase in unemployment was due in part to young, new workers entering the workforce.


Oh, right, that explains it. Young people entering the workforce. That's never happened before. I feel better.

Good thing the fed didn't overreact to the mortgage crises and we still have plenty of room to cut interest rates without worrying about inflation.

Oh wait....




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#5 Jun 06 2008 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Where's Gbaji to assure me that the economy's doing great.
Some ISPs are starting to cap monthly bandwidth at 5GB. He is probably already over his limit.
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Oh, right, that explains it. Young people entering the workforce. That's never happened before. I feel better.
What was happening in September, 1989? We might be able to track down the source of this labor boom.
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#7 Jun 06 2008 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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What was happening in September, 1989? We might be able to track down the source of this labor boom.


Top 10 hits of 1989. I think that's all the evidence we need Smiley: lol

1. Look Away, Chicago
2. My Prerogative, Bobby Brown
3. Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Poison
4. Straight Up, Paula Abdul
5. Miss You Much, Janet Jackson
6. Cold Hearted, Paula Abdul
7. Wind Beneath My Wings, Bette Midler
8. Girl You Know Its True, Milli Vanilli
9. Baby, I Love Your Way/Freebird, Will To Power
10. Giving You The Best That I Got, Anita Baker
#8 Jun 06 2008 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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What was happening in September, 1989? We might be able to track down the source of this labor boom.


I turned 17 in September of '89?





But I had been working since I was 16 so you can't blame the unemployment on me!
#9 Jun 06 2008 at 1:48 PM Rating: Default
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Sounds like the markets reacting to Obama winning the Dem nomination. Kind of a collective "OMG we're in trouble..."
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#10 Jun 06 2008 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Sounds like the markets reacting to Obama winning the Dem nomination.


Wall Street bet on Obama months ago. They don't care about ideology, they care about access to power. Not being brain dead they can asses the high likelihood of that being Obama.



http://money.cnn.com/2008/06/05/news/economy/markets_candidates/index.htm
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Wall Street bet on Obama months ago. They don't care about ideology, they care about access to power. Not being brain dead they can asses the high likelihood of that being Obama.
Pfftt... so called "experts". Gbaji knows this stuff intuitively. He once BS'd his way through a conversation with an economics professor and had the guy saying "Why yes, I should investigate the effects of rape marks on mutual funds!"
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Gbaji knows this stuff intuitively. He once BS'd his way through a conversation with an economics professor


I find this highly implausible unless the guy was a quadriplegic and somehow couldn't escape.

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On a more serious note, all the accounts I've seen say that the Dow drop was largely due to the unemployment numbers coming a rather astonishing .4% higher than Wall Street predicted. And the jump in oil didn't help any.
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On a more serious note, all the accounts I've seen say that the Dow drop was largely due to the unemployment numbers coming a rather astonishing .4% higher than Wall Street predicted


Sure. Then it snowballs. People move to commodities when the US market seems weak, which drives the dollar down, which pushes people to commodities, etc.

Now it's one day, so let's not overreact, but the really worrying part is that a lot of models start doing pretty strange things at $150 oil. The Fed's going to be loathe to raise interest rates in election season, but they're not going to have much choice if energy starts pushing real inflation.

Real inflation with no wage inflation coupled with a weak job market, a weal equities market and a weakening dollar is pretty much the nightmare scenario for a society leveraged up to it's eyeballs with credit.

You know, pretty much what happens every time we cut taxes on the wealthy and loosen regulation on industry.

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#15 Jun 06 2008 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
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On a personal note, my short oil position reached out of the computer and punched me right in the ******* when I peaked at it through a hand covering my eyes.

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Same here. The real ***** is that I was going to use my earning from that to invest in Lucent.
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The real ***** is that I was going to use my earning from that to invest in Lucent.


Haha. Good memory. Although that worked out ok after about three years. By "ok" of course, I mean the S&P 500 beat it by like 11 fold, but I had the moral satisfaction of not actually losing money on the transaction.

ETA: Nope, I'm wrong, I did indeed lose money there.

Edited, Jun 6th 2008 7:04pm by Smasharoo
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#18 Jun 06 2008 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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I think Bush is tanking the economy just to give Obama a bigger challenge in January. Expect to see all the letter "O's" missing from White House computer keyboards on Barry's first day at work.

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#19 Jun 06 2008 at 4:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Smasharoo wrote:

Sounds like the markets reacting to Obama winning the Dem nomination.


Wall Street bet on Obama months ago. They don't care about ideology, they care about access to power. Not being brain dead they can asses the high likelihood of that being Obama.



http://money.cnn.com/2008/06/05/news/economy/markets_candidates/index.htm


Um... So they've prepared. Doesn't change the panic of the investors though. It's not like everyone doesn't know that the economy will go into the dumps if he manages to somehow win the election. High taxes and big government tends to do that...
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Um... So they've prepared. Doesn't change the panic of the investors though. It's not like everyone doesn't know that the economy will go into the dumps if he manages to somehow win the election. High taxes and big government tends to do that...


They haven't "prepared". They've bet on Obama to win, by giving him the most money.

Let's see, rising inflation, lost jobs, falling dollar. Yup, right where I said we'd be as a result of GOP fiscal policies.

Not that it's rocket science, of course, it happens every time these policies are implemented unerringly since their inception.

When Obama raises taxes on the wealthy, the economy will correct as it has every time this has been done.

I'm sure you'll attribute it to something else, though. The phases of the moon, anything, to cling to your delusional reality that you saving $700 in taxes somehow offsets the thousands you'll lose in home equity and equity value.

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Maybe a hot, sweltering weekend with the possibility of power blackouts will give everyone a new perspective come Monday.
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#23 Jun 06 2008 at 6:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Um... So they've prepared. Doesn't change the panic of the investors though. It's not like everyone doesn't know that the economy will go into the dumps if he manages to somehow win the election. High taxes and big government tends to do that...


They haven't "prepared". They've bet on Obama to win, by giving him the most money.



Even you don't believe that Smash. They're tossing money at Obama's campaign, hoping that this will allow them to have some influence later on, if he should become president.

Also, don't conflate what some large investors want personally, versus what's actually best for the industry they work for. I'm quite certain that Soro's isn't pumping money into Obama's campaign because he actually thinks that Wall Street will do better under him as president.

From the article you linked:

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It's true that the Republican-friendly securities industry has been sending the most contributions to Obama's campaign above all other contenders for months. But Wall Street is largely reacting to a mood change and antagonism toward Bush. Whatever happens come January, investors want to make nice with the party in power.



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The sentiment switch comes even as, from a policy standpoint, many Wall Streeters prefer what McCain has so far espoused. And that speaks volumes.


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Rutherford, a Republican, points out that the steady cash flow doesn't mean Wall Street is ready to break out the champagne just yet.

He says that Wall Street "should be scared of Obama," who has announced a number of proposed policies that Rutherford says are anti-business, including boosting the capital gains tax to somewhere over 20% from the current 15%.



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McCain has said he would keep the Bush tax cuts in place and cut the corporate debt rate, among other factors.

Obama wants to keep the Bush tax cuts in place for those not making more than $250,000 a year. He has also said that he wants to boost the capital gains tax. (For more details, click here).

Clearly, higher capital gains taxes would alarm Wall Street, said J. Stephen Lauck, CEO at Ashfield Capital Partners. But it's not clear that something like that could even make it through Congress, regardless of which party is in control.


Hah! Nothing says "we support you" like saying your economic policies are ok because you don't think that Congress will actually enact them.

Lol! You actually read this article and thought it somehow indicated that Wall Street is ok with Obama?


Wall Street as a group is pumping money at Obama, but *not* because they think he'll be good for business. They're doing so in order to try to prevent him from being too bad for business. They don't have to send much McCain's way because they're pretty confident he wont ***** things up too much.


And that's just the big guys. The average investor is certainly not of the same opinion as folks like Soros, Griffin, and Buffet. They're terrified of what will happen to their investments if he becomes president. Absolutely...



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Let's see, rising inflation, lost jobs, falling dollar. Yup, right where I said we'd be as a result of GOP fiscal policies.


You know what Smash? You're like a broken record on this. You do keep saying this over and over. And guess what? Every once in awhile the economic conditions do match your predictions. But most of the time they haven't.

A broken clock is still right twice a day Smash. That's pretty much you in a nutshell...

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When Obama raises taxes on the wealthy, the economy will correct as it has every time this has been done.


Ah. You say this, and then insist that there's no reason for those same people to be concerned about Obama becoming president? Oh no! That can't possibly have a negative effect on the market!

We're not talking about "the economy" (although you're just as wrong there too). We're talking about investors. The bulk of whom will be negatively impacted by the exact taxes you're talking about. Of course they're going to panic when they realize he might just become president and might just be able to impose those taxes on them.

It's exactly the kind of short term shock that will cause a sudden large drop in the market.

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I'm sure you'll attribute it to something else, though. The phases of the moon, anything, to cling to your delusional reality that you saving $700 in taxes somehow offsets the thousands you'll lose in home equity and equity value.


You're just really bad at economics Smash. In what world do you think that raising capital gains taxes will make the equity on my house increase? How exactly does that work Smash? There's *less* money available to buy houses if you raise taxes. Duh! It's not like the government entitlements are going to include the ability to pay 400k+ for a condo in a nice part of town.

Home equity increases as the market grows. The market grows because more people are willing to spend more money on property, both to live in and to invest in. They're always going to be less inclined to do so if the taxes they have to pay at the end are increased. Always. There's simply no argument you can make to try to claim that raising taxes will somehow make property values go up. It's not only moronic, but so obviously so that it's painful just witnessing someone trying to say it will.
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Sorry, gotta stop you there. Fox news would never take forum rumors as fact. They prefer to make those up on their own.
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Even you don't believe that Smash.


Hi. I know you have great difficulty recognizing this, but we're discussing a factual statement. There's nothing to "believe". The Wall Street investment community has donated more money to Obama than to any other candidate. They are doing this because they believe he will win.

Are you arguing that they are donating the most money to the candidate they believe will lose the election?



They're tossing money at Obama's campaign, hoping that this will allow them to have some influence later on, if he should become president.


Yes, good thinking. That completely refutes what I posted: They don't care about ideology, they care about access to power..

Oh wait, it's the exact same thing. Imagine that. Thanks for paraphrasing what I've already posted as if it were some sort of original though, though. It never gets old. Maybe now you could "explain" it to me and **** it up.



Also, don't conflate what some large investors want personally, versus what's actually best for the industry they work for. I'm quite certain that Soro's isn't pumping money into Obama's campaign because he actually thinks that Wall Street will do better under him as president.


Actually Soros (I'm not sure what the apostrophe's doing there in your post) absolutely *does* believe this, so this is an astoundingly bad example on your part. It's not really your fault, though, as you're completely ignorant on the subject and incapable of being educated. Anyway, carry on.


Hah! Nothing says "we support you" like saying your economic policies are ok because you don't think that Congress will actually enact them.


Yeah, Hah! No one claimed Wall Street preferred Obama for his policies. In fact, Hah! As I've already pointed out, they don't care about ideolgy, they care about access to power. Thanks again for repeating what I've posted, though. It's good to know that when you're too lazy to google something you'll just use whatever ideas are immediately in front of you instead of thinking.


Lol! You actually read this article and thought it somehow indicated that Wall Street is ok with Obama?


No, moron. I know you have great difficulty understanding the written word, so let me try this one more time:

IT INDICATES THEY THINK HE'S GOING TO WIN

Not that they WANT him to, that they judge that he will.

I'm not saying they're going to vote for him, I'm saying these people who spend billions and billions studying how to predict outcomes believe that Obama will win.



You know what Smash? You're like a broken record on this. You do keep saying this over and over. And guess what? Every once in awhile the economic conditions do match your predictions. But most of the time they haven't.


Really? Most of the time they haven't matched my prediction that at the end of the Bush administration we'd be where we are?

Hey, I have an idea. Let's compare what I told you would happen to the economy with what did happen and then as comic relief, we'll have what you argued would happen.


Of course they're going to panic when they realize he might just become president and might just be able to impose those taxes on them.


Look, this is just embarrassing for both of us. NO ONE IN THE WORLD believes the market turned down today because Obama won a nomination they knew he'd win three months ago. The grown ups have already discussed the actual reasons for the drop today, you should go back and read up on them.


In what world do you think that raising capital gains taxes will make the equity on my house increase? How exactly does that work Smash?


The world where it leads to speculation that weakens the credit market. You know, the one you fucking live in?



Home equity increases as the market grows. The market grows because more people are willing to spend more money on property, both to live in and to invest in. They're always going to be less inclined to do so if the taxes they have to pay at the end are increased. Always. There's simply no argument you can make to try to claim that raising taxes will somehow make property values go up. It's not only moronic, but so obviously so that it's painful just witnessing someone trying to say it will.


Boy that's a great factless religious argument. Does it bother you at all that every time this has happened in history the opposite has happened?

Does it trouble you at all that exactly what I've told you would happen, did happen, for exactly the reasons I outlined?

I'm sure it doesn't. You have faith, right? That's way stronger than logic. No argument here, little fish.

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I'm worried. I can't quit my job because I have seniority, but I need to cut back on the $200+in gas a month to get to work.

Maybe I'll look into carpooling.
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