Who Will Best Awesomize The Presidental Debates?
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I made this poll its own thread because, hey, it's not as though I'm bumping important stuff downstream here.
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I made this poll its own thread because, hey, it's not as though I'm bumping important stuff downstream here.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
can not say as there has been next to NOTHING of news coverage of McCAin(sp?) on TV or the radio or on the internet. although Oboma has had more then his fair share worth of coverage.
After listening to McCain chuckle in his recent speech I'm worried that he might snap.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
After listening to McCain chuckle in his recent speech I'm worried that he might snap.
Everyone who knows anything about him is pretty much constantly worried about that.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Ok, let's be honest for a minute. I love Obama, but he has a serious weakness in debates. He needs to get much better, not to beat McCain, who will come off as doddering old fool regardless, but to avoid the media narrative of every debate being a "tie".
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Smasharoo wrote:
Ok, let's be honest for a minute. I love Obama, but he has a serious weakness in debates. He needs to get much better, not to beat McCain, who will come off as doddering old fool regardless, but to avoid the media narrative of every debate being a "tie".
His big advantage there is that he's more photogenic. I hate to say it, but it's true.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You are correct.
Although I thought he strengthened considerably until the last debate which was a fumble-fuck. Hopefully he can regain the strength he was showing in the two debates prior to that one.
Plus, I just liked the pictures.
Edited, Jun 4th 2008 11:24am by Jophiel
Although I thought he strengthened considerably until the last debate which was a fumble-fuck. Hopefully he can regain the strength he was showing in the two debates prior to that one.
Plus, I just liked the pictures.
Edited, Jun 4th 2008 11:24am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Samira wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Ok, let's be honest for a minute. I love Obama, but he has a serious weakness in debates. He needs to get much better, not to beat McCain, who will come off as doddering old fool regardless, but to avoid the media narrative of every debate being a "tie".
His big advantage there is that he's more photogenic. I hate to say it, but it's true.
they say this is one reason JFK won his election. i would not know im not that old, but wasnt that election the first to have debates aired on TV?
In 1960? Probably. And Nixon was shifty-eyed and sweaty, haha.
Did Nixon agree to televised debates in 1968? Does anyone know?
Did Nixon agree to televised debates in 1968? Does anyone know?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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erm.. there is no none of the above option...
"can not say as there has been next to NOTHING of news coverage of McCAin(sp?) on TV or the radio or on the internet. although Oboma has had more then his fair share worth of coverage." -- Singdall
Wouldn't that make Oblackman's coverage more than his fair share? Typical liberal media bias.
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Wouldn't that make Oblackman's coverage more than his fair share? Typical liberal media bias.
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RACK me. I'm the only McCain stalwart in a veritable Canada of Lefty Dudley Do-rights.
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Never mind that there has been an actual story to cover rather than just marveling "Yep, Ol' McCain's still the nominee! Yep. Back to you, Rudy."
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'm the only McCain stalwart in a veritable Canada of Lefty Dudley Do-rights.
Only because there wasn't a "Obama has a crushingly overwhelming money advantage and should deny McCain all free PR he can by refusing to debate him more than twice"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
That would come off as Oblackman looking frightened of the mean mean old white guy, Smash. Perhaps also because McCain riffs better than Barry does when wandering off the script.
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Riffs. Sure.
"I'm glad to have his endorsement. I condemn remarks that are, in any way, viewed as anti-anything. And thanks for asking." --after being asked by George Stephanopoulos about receiving the endorsement of Evangelical pastor Rev. John Hagee, who has made a number of controversial remarks, including calling Catholicism "The Great *****" and blaming Hurricane Katrina on gays
"Make it a hundred...That would be fine with me." -to a questioner who asked if he supported President Bush's vision for keeping U.S. troops in Iraq for 50 years
"I'm going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated."
"Well, it's common knowledge and has been reported in the media that Al Qaeda is going back into Iran and receiving training and are coming back into Iraq from Iran. That's well known. And it's unfortunate." -before correcting himself by saying Iran was training "extremists," not Al Qaeda (Watch video clip)
"I will conduct a respectful debate. Now, it will be dispirited -- it will be spirited -- because there are stark differences. I am a proud conservative, liberal Republica-- conservative Republican...Hello? Easy there." (Watch video clip)
"The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should. I've got Greenspan's book."
"It's not social issues I care about."
"F**k you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room." --to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation
"There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods today." --prior to visiting a Baghdad market while being flanked by 22 soldiers, 10 armored Humvees, and two Apache attack helicopters
"You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran." (Watch video clip)
"I had something picked out for you, too - a little IED (improvised explosive device) to put on your desk." --to Jon Stewart
"Americans are very frustrated, and they have every right to be. We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives." --on the Iraq war
"I think I'd just commit suicide." --in October 2006, on the prospects of the Democrats taking back the Senate in the November election
"No, I'm calling you a f*cking jerk." --to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked "Are you calling me stupid?"
"Only an a**hole would put together a budget like this ... I wouldn't call you an a**hole unless you really were an a**hole." --to Budget Committee Chairman and fellow Repulican Sen. Pete Domenici, during a Senate budget hearing
"I would rather have a clean government than one where quote First Amendment rights are being respected, that has become corrupt. If I had my choice, I'd rather have the clean government."
"I am sure that Senator Clinton would make a good President. I have no doubt that Senator Clinton would make a good President."
"There's no doubt in my mind that we will prevail and there's no doubt in my mind, once these people are gone, that we will be welcomed as liberators." --on the Iraq war, "Hardball" interview, March 24, 2003
"We're going to prevail and we will win and it'll be one of the best things that's happened to America and the world in a long time 'cause it'll reverberate throughout the Middle East." --on the Iraq war, "Meet the Press" interview, March 3, 2003
"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'"
"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt." -to his wife, Cindy, after she playfully twirled his hair and said "You're getting a little thin up there," as reported in the book The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter
"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." --at a 1998 Republican fundraiser
"I'm glad to have his endorsement. I condemn remarks that are, in any way, viewed as anti-anything. And thanks for asking." --after being asked by George Stephanopoulos about receiving the endorsement of Evangelical pastor Rev. John Hagee, who has made a number of controversial remarks, including calling Catholicism "The Great *****" and blaming Hurricane Katrina on gays
"Make it a hundred...That would be fine with me." -to a questioner who asked if he supported President Bush's vision for keeping U.S. troops in Iraq for 50 years
"I'm going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated."
"Well, it's common knowledge and has been reported in the media that Al Qaeda is going back into Iran and receiving training and are coming back into Iraq from Iran. That's well known. And it's unfortunate." -before correcting himself by saying Iran was training "extremists," not Al Qaeda (Watch video clip)
"I will conduct a respectful debate. Now, it will be dispirited -- it will be spirited -- because there are stark differences. I am a proud conservative, liberal Republica-- conservative Republican...Hello? Easy there." (Watch video clip)
"The issue of economics is not something I've understood as well as I should. I've got Greenspan's book."
"It's not social issues I care about."
"F**k you! I know more about this than anyone else in the room." --to Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), during a testy exchange about immigration legislation
"There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods today." --prior to visiting a Baghdad market while being flanked by 22 soldiers, 10 armored Humvees, and two Apache attack helicopters
"You know that old Beach Boys song, Bomb Iran? Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran." (Watch video clip)
"I had something picked out for you, too - a little IED (improvised explosive device) to put on your desk." --to Jon Stewart
"Americans are very frustrated, and they have every right to be. We've wasted a lot of our most precious treasure, which is American lives." --on the Iraq war
"I think I'd just commit suicide." --in October 2006, on the prospects of the Democrats taking back the Senate in the November election
"No, I'm calling you a f*cking jerk." --to fellow Republican Sen. Chuck Grassley, when Grassley asked "Are you calling me stupid?"
"Only an a**hole would put together a budget like this ... I wouldn't call you an a**hole unless you really were an a**hole." --to Budget Committee Chairman and fellow Repulican Sen. Pete Domenici, during a Senate budget hearing
"I would rather have a clean government than one where quote First Amendment rights are being respected, that has become corrupt. If I had my choice, I'd rather have the clean government."
"I am sure that Senator Clinton would make a good President. I have no doubt that Senator Clinton would make a good President."
"There's no doubt in my mind that we will prevail and there's no doubt in my mind, once these people are gone, that we will be welcomed as liberators." --on the Iraq war, "Hardball" interview, March 24, 2003
"We're going to prevail and we will win and it'll be one of the best things that's happened to America and the world in a long time 'cause it'll reverberate throughout the Middle East." --on the Iraq war, "Meet the Press" interview, March 3, 2003
"I said, 'The nice thing about Alzheimer's is you get to hide your own Easter eggs.'"
"At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you c*nt." -to his wife, Cindy, after she playfully twirled his hair and said "You're getting a little thin up there," as reported in the book The Real McCain by Cliff Schecter
"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." --at a 1998 Republican fundraiser
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Definitely sealed my McCain vote.
"I'm going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated."
And you are complaining about his forthrightness? Better that than a poser who knows nothing about the military and foreign policy and yet tries to portray himself as having mastered these skills, ie WTO status for Iran, pulling the military out of Iraq in abject surrender, etc etc, ad nausum.
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And you are complaining about his forthrightness? Better that than a poser who knows nothing about the military and foreign policy and yet tries to portray himself as having mastered these skills, ie WTO status for Iran, pulling the military out of Iraq in abject surrender, etc etc, ad nausum.
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"Only an a**hole would put together a budget like this ... I wouldn't call you an a**hole unless you really were an a**hole." --to Budget Committee Chairman and fellow Repulican Sen. Pete Domenici, during a Senate budget hearing
You gotta admire a guy who doesn't mince words. Who hasn't wanted to say these things or hear someone say them in Congress? This guy is nails.
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You gotta admire a guy who doesn't mince words. Who hasn't wanted to say these things or hear someone say them in Congress? This guy is nails.
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"Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father." --at a 1998 Republican fundraiser
Buwhahahahahaahahaha! Ooooooh, true dat. Too funny. That alone would make me vote for him even if he was a member of the Commmie Party.
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Buwhahahahahaahahaha! Ooooooh, true dat. Too funny. That alone would make me vote for him even if he was a member of the Commmie Party.
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Based on those quotes, it's gonna be a fun eight years of two McCain administrations. Lol, that's waaaaay better than Slick Willy having the chutzpah to call someone else slimey. That cracked me up.
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Totem wrote:
"I'm going to be honest: I know a lot less about economics than I do about military and foreign policy issues. I still need to be educated."
And you are complaining about his forthrightness? Better that than a poser who knows nothing about the military and foreign policy and yet tries to portray himself as having mastered these skills, ie WTO status for Iran, pulling the military out of Iraq in abject surrender, etc etc, ad nausum.
Totem
And you are complaining about his forthrightness? Better that than a poser who knows nothing about the military and foreign policy and yet tries to portray himself as having mastered these skills, ie WTO status for Iran, pulling the military out of Iraq in abject surrender, etc etc, ad nausum.
Totem
No, actually, that one was one of the better ones in my opinion. The lack of impulse control in some of the others is a little disturbing, and the outright cruelty toward a young woman is off-putting.
Some of the rest are just sheer dumbassery.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Definitely sealed my McCain vote.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Eh, a little dumba$$ery is prolly just what the doctor ordered for this country right now. Besides, from all reports, Chelsea is a mollycoddled and spoiled little rich girl who can't stand not to get her way. A little public humiliation will serve her well in the long run.
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That would come off as Oblackman looking frightened of the mean mean old white guy, Smash. Perhaps also because McCain riffs better than Barry does when wandering off the script.
That's not even close to true. McCain just has no choice but to try and have as many debates as possible. Money wins elections, almost always, and McCain just cannot raise money.
McCain's guaranteed to say something stupid at some point in the debates, but if Obama fumbles, too, then it's "equal" in the media narrative. Which is a loss for Obama.
On the other hand if they hire Mandy Grunwald to slap him around a little in debate prep, he'll be fine and McCain will have trouble winning Arizona.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Totem wrote:
Eh, a little dumba$$ery is prolly just what the doctor ordered for this country right now. Besides, from all reports, Chelsea is a mollycoddled and spoiled little rich girl who can't stand not to get her way. A little public humiliation will serve her well in the long run.
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Had enough stupidity to last me a while, thanks. And I know you don't mean that. You can't believe anyone deserves that kind of treatment for the major crime of having supported her mother's ambitions.
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