Locking up the crucial "mothers of children without water" vote.
Also, I'll be in IRC for the Obamma coronation.
Edited, Jun 3rd 2008 8:46pm by Smasharoo
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McCain needs his teeth whitened.
In!
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
In!
You're volunteering to whiten McCain's teeth?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
Nexa wrote:
In!
You're volunteering to whiten McCain's teeth?
I have polident and a glass...how hard can it be?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Have you SEEN those yellow things? Like knobby little peanuts!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I think he scored them from the Queen Mother when she karked it.....
You'd think that with all that money and connections......
You'd think that with all that money and connections......
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Nexa wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Nexa wrote:
In!
You're volunteering to whiten McCain's teeth?
I have polident and a glass...how hard can it be?
Nexa
Why do you have Polident?
Weirdo.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Nexa wrote:
gbaji wrote:
Nexa wrote:
In!
You're volunteering to whiten McCain's teeth?
I have polident and a glass...how hard can it be?
Nexa
Why do you have Polident?
Weirdo.
To clean my baby tooth collection...I only use it once a year and then back into the vault they go!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
You're not helping your cause here Nexa...
Baron von tarv wrote:
You're not helping your cause here Nexa...
I have a cause?
Actually, can't you use polident to clean silver or something? Not that I have any silver, either, but still.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
120 grit sandpaper should do the job on those caramel corn colored choppers because they are wooden teeth, Mcain lost his original teeth during the long winter before the "Battle of Valley Forge".
This is like claiming you use Prep. H for the bags under your eyes.
Nadenu wrote:
This is like claiming you use Prep. H for the bags under your eyes.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Nexa wrote:
Baron von tarv wrote:
You're not helping your cause here Nexa...
I have a cause?
Actually, can't you use polident to clean silver or something? Not that I have any silver, either, but still.
Nexa
You can use it to clean jewelry, actually.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Elinda wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
This is like claiming you use Prep. H for the bags under your eyes.
Dunno. I don't have bags under my eyes.
You can use it to clean jewelry, actually.
Oh, but not other things made of silver? Like it'll clean earrings, but if put a fork in there it just totally explodes?
Disclaimer:
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
What if you have silver dentures?
Can I use Polident to both clean and secure my grill?
Can I use Polident to both clean and secure my grill?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smasharoo wrote:
You can use it to clean jewelry, actually.
Oh, but not other things made of silver? Like it'll clean earrings, but if put a fork in there it just totally explodes?
I have to assume it wouldn't be cost-efficient, given the concentration needed. It doesn't clean the tarnish off of the silver part of the jewelry so much as it gets rid of the accumulated lotion and makeup and various other gunk that attaches to jewelry over time.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
His creepy laugh completely overwhelmed the teeth for me. That chuckle.
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McCain's uncomfortable rictus grin made my cat howl and gave my son nightmares. True story.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Have you seen a picture of Michael Chertoff recently? He looks like Dr Death.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Removed poll and made it its own thread.
Edited, Jun 4th 2008 10:34am by Jophiel
Edited, Jun 4th 2008 10:34am by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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