shadowrelm wrote:
spoken like a woman.
guys need it. when it builds up, its like a drug, an addiction. after a day or two, our eyes start wandering. after a few days, even 7s start looking like 10s. after a week, we would hump the mail lady if we thought she would stand still long enough. after a few weeks, the neighbor is fair game. after a month.......dont bend over in front of us in a shopping mall.......
its not a matter of if its great or average, its a matter of having that testostrone sending our heads into a mindless booty search drained from our bodies before it overrides our sence of obligation to our significant other, dignity, and self respect and drives us to do something destructive to our relationships, mail ladies, or someone bending over in the fruit isle at the grocerie store.
and you silly women wonder why we are as tame as a @#%^ cat before we get married when we are getting it a few times a week, but turn into mindless insensitive monsters after we get married while you DISSCUSS weather sex is even necessary at all.
sex, a toy, and food. thats all there is to men. its really not that complicated. short us on one of them and even war is an option........
Spoken like a fuc
king idiot.
Though, granted, I get laid when I want. Which usually means every 5-10 days. More often on rare occasion, or when the ol' lady makes comments about feeling neglected more than once a day [she does it partly as a joke, but mostly because she'd prefer to be getting laid twice a day if not more often - I'm not sure if it's just a "'cause she's
overweight fat" (~280ish and 5' even - not my ideal by a long shot, but I'm not complaining
much at all) thing or what, but it doesn't matter much to me one way or the other], but in general 5-10 days between
it is average. Whew. End of long, overly parenthetical, statement.
To be honest, I think she likes me for the $40k in life insurance I have.