I'm watching the Celtics game, half asleep when Nexa calls me.
Nexa: I can't sleep, my self defense class is weirding me out.
Me: Humba lunk?
Nexa: Were you asleep?
Me: No, no, watching the game. What's freaking you out about it?
Nexa: It's making me kind of paranoid. I'm all alone here with Hannah.
Me: Well you know, the odds of some random person breaking into your house are infinitesimally small.
Nexa: I know that, I just thought I'd call instead of thinking about it.
This commercial airs during a time out.
Me: Hey, this "Strangers" movie looks really creepy!
Nexa: ....
Nexa: Thanks for helping.