...some Chaka's Red Hot Sauce in my eye. By accident. Not quite as painful as reading a ReddPhoenix post but close. And don't start with gay Hot Sauce jokes. I don't wanna hear 'em.
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You're up late.
Admit it, Katie. You read the heading "I just rubbed..." and thought you'd open the thread and see "...one out."
Pervert.
Totem
Pervert.
Totem
so now that your vision is irreperably damaged and flying is out. what's your next career choice?
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Is it unmanly of me to be crying? I look like Nephs after he's been told there are no 10k titles left to be handed out.
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Speaking of rubbing one out...
True story. I was 12 or 13 at the time and was going crazy from hormonal overdrive. So there I was in the local Taco Bell getting a burrito and scoping out the hired help behind the counter. The girl tending the till was a chesty young thing (but unobtainably older than I), so I head to the can to rub one out. I grab some Fire sauce along the way or whatever they called it back then and slathered it all over my johnson for some field expedient lube.
Don't do that. Worst day ever in my life.
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True story. I was 12 or 13 at the time and was going crazy from hormonal overdrive. So there I was in the local Taco Bell getting a burrito and scoping out the hired help behind the counter. The girl tending the till was a chesty young thing (but unobtainably older than I), so I head to the can to rub one out. I grab some Fire sauce along the way or whatever they called it back then and slathered it all over my johnson for some field expedient lube.
Don't do that. Worst day ever in my life.
Totem
Lol thats great! I think Totem should buy a small charter boat and do 3 day tours.
Wtf Totem what do you mean it's not like I don't make an effort to make my posts readable and whatnot it's not my fault if you're getting old and blind and can't see or read do I have to take you by the hand and skip a line every other line so there's more space and you can read a bit better or what seriously maybe you should just cut and paste what I write onto word and then make the font bigger it might help with your reading mister four eyes OR MAYBE I SHOULD WRITE IT ALL IN CAPS BORDEL DE MERDE seriously some people are so ingrate.
Soft little Frenchie.
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Totem
:D
Totem
*group hug*
Totem wrote:
Speaking of rubbing one out...
Totem wrote:
...some Chaka's Red Hot Sauce in my eye. By accident. Not quite as painful as reading a ReddPhoenix post but close. And don't start with gay Hot Sauce jokes. I don't wanna hear 'em.
I've accidentally rubbed fresh habanero into my eye while making chili. I feel for ya.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Totem wrote:
Soft little Frenchie.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Totem wrote:
Admit it, Katie. You read the heading "I just rubbed..." and thought you'd open the thread and see "...one out."
Pervert.
Totem
Pervert.
Totem
I did.
Totem wrote:
Is it unmanly of me to be crying? I look like Nephs after he's been told there are no 10k titles left to be handed out.
Totem
Totem
Not worried.
Sperm in the eye hurts more than hot sauce I think. And your eye stays red for the longest time.
Thumbelyna wrote:
Sperm in the eye hurts more than hot sauce I think. And your eye stays red for the longest time.
There's a "you'll shoot your eye out" joke in there somewhere.
NephthysWanderer wrote:
Thumbelyna wrote:
Sperm in the eye hurts more than hot sauce I think. And your eye stays red for the longest time.
There's a "you'll shoot your eye out" joke in there somewhere.
There is and my husband said it more than once.
Good man. Nothing makes a woman want to perform sex acts like ridicule.
In a somewhat darwinawards moment of mine, I decided to spray my own eyes with pepper spray once. It felt exactly like I expected it to feel. What i forgot, in my 15 minutes of agony and the following 30 minutes of minor discomfort, that capsaicin is an oil, so when i took a ****, i got it all over my *****. Now THAT is pain, and the shower didn't help one bit.
To all of you people rubbing capsaicins all over your sensitive parts, clean it with a bit of milk. That helps a LOT.
Also interestingly enough, it is a common practise to use milk to clean sperm out of eyes at **** shoots. Every dirty ***** knows that ***** is bad for your outlook. Use Milk!
Also interestingly enough, it is a common practise to use milk to clean sperm out of eyes at **** shoots. Every dirty ***** knows that ***** is bad for your outlook. Use Milk!
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