Last the Game(tm) is always spoken of-- really whispered --in reverential tones tinged with awe. That game is iconic in an age of dime-a-dozen FPSs, MMORPGs, and ************** It reached legendary status when the Powers That Be determined its play threatened the very existance and health of the servers and gerbils/hamsters that run them. In other words, Last mightily shook the very fabric of intern et time and space. Business couldn't get done, **** couldn't get surfed, cybering wasn't getting done, and FFXIers weren't able to mindlessly post drivel about crap nobody cares about.
Life as we know it on Allakhazam was about to end.
Thus, the Powers That Be decided that because of its electronic virility, Last should be placed in containment, a suspended animation as it were, to prtect the delicate inner workings of this site. The game was Ted Williamized. Some bright and future day when scientists discover a powerful enough computer that can handle the awesomeness that is Last we'll unveil it once again and let its glory and radience spread across the universe that is the Internets.
Let's bow our heads in prayer.
As a postscript I'd like to direct your attention to the forum rules that were recently addressed to us all. To protect ourselves from cleansing power of Last, Kaolin declined to even make mention of it in those guidelines lest someone unwittingly unleash The Awesomeness that Is Last. Wise decision, indeed!
/nods sagely
Totem