As some you might know, I'm currently working in a policing think-tank in Great Britannia. The British Police is a wonderful and fascinating world, filled with statistics, reports, and Q2 targets.
I therefore it is my duty, nay, my calling!, to provide you all with an understanding of the way the British Police operate, thereby decreasing our, but mostly your, collective general ignorance.
I apologise in advance if some of you have already set your eyes upon this deliciously fact-filled factsheet, but I nonetheless believe a second reading can only be useful.
The Birtish Police and how it works and arrests people and puts them in jail, sometimes.
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I don't see Jane Tennison in any of those photos.
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She is retired Smash.
Hmm interesting titles in the other series.
Smasharoo wrote:
I don't see Jane Tennison in any of those photos.
She couldn't survive in this male-dominated macho-pig culture, and therefore got married a traffic warden, See Box 1.F.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I don't see Jane Tennison in any of those photos.
She couldn't survive in this male-dominated macho-pig culture, and therefore got married a traffic warden, See Box 1.F.
She's no Fitz!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
She's no Fitz!
True, though I suspect that Jane T. and Fitz share the same bra-size.
And something tells me Jane just might smell better.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Brilliant! Pity they didn't have any cases with wogs or gyppos for the little'uns. Not everyone reads Enid Blyton these days..
The womam cop didn't get a club. 
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I've heard that if you're going to get arrested, England is the place to be. Now, after reading that insightful work, I'm scared they are no better then the LAPD.
So the pictures are from a real book, I'm guessing, which makes it doubly funny.
So the pictures are from a real book, I'm guessing, which makes it doubly funny.
"Let's hope the two men don't fall down the steps at the police station!"
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
I've heard that if you're going to get arrested, England is the place to be.
NO, no, the answer was Canada. Canada, thanks for playing. I knew a guy who would often wistfully hark back to the halcyon days he had spend on the forced labor maple syrup chain gang outside of Edmonton. Tuxedoed prison guards with exquisite mustachios would walk about the crowd of assembled workers as they nailed buckets to trees, asking "Can I get you another beer, buddy? How about some pot?" Then they'd all while the days curling on frozen Jackfish lake, until it was time to return to the prison for milk and cookies.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
yossarian wrote:
So the pictures are from a real book, I'm guessing, which makes it doubly funny.
Nice catch Red
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Smasharoo wrote:
I've heard that if you're going to get arrested, England is the place to be.
NO, no, the answer was Canada. Canada, thanks for playing. I knew a guy who would often wistfully hark back to the halcyon days he had spend on the forced labor maple syrup chain gang outside of Edmonton. Tuxedoed prison guards with exquisite mustachios would walk about the crowd of assembled workers as they nailed buckets to trees, asking "Can I get you another beer, buddy? How about some pot?" Then they'd all while the days curling on frozen Jackfish lake, until it was time to return to the prison for milk and cookies.
Clearly Smash is a hardened Canadian criminal.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Clearly Smash is a hardened Canadian criminal.
Only when...no, wait. That'll get me in trouble.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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