Maybe I thought that Kennedys only died of crazy things like assasinations or plane crashes. I'm surprisingly...I'm not sure, disturbed, that Ted Kennedy has a brain tumor. I know he's old and everything, but that just makes him more of a fixture. hrmph.
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I'm just amazed that it's not going to be liver failure that gets him, apparently.
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Samira wrote:
I'm just amazed that it's not going to be liver failure that gets him, apparently.
The Japanese already have rights to Kennedy's liver for an elaborate fois gras concoction.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
It's thought of and been hoped for by every other American.
Maybe you have a brain tumor too?
Maybe you have a brain tumor too?
RACK Nexa. That made me laff out loud.
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The thought of Uncle Teddy dying makes me physically ill.
He's probably good for a few more years, though.
He's probably good for a few more years, though.
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Smasharoo wrote:
He's probably good for a few more years, though.
That's what makes assassination or death by pilot error more appealing, though.
A brain tumor is a bad, prolonged death. Bummer all around.
Meh. Put a wooden stake through the heart of that old lushy vampire. Once the Kennedy clan is finally laid to rest maybe then we can move on from this pathetic wistfulness about "Camelot" and what could have been.
What I found surprising was Hillary's reaction. She actually had some decent things to say about the old geezer instead of saying, "I hope you burn in Hell!" after stabbing her in the back with his Barry Hussein support.
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What I found surprising was Hillary's reaction. She actually had some decent things to say about the old geezer instead of saying, "I hope you burn in Hell!" after stabbing her in the back with his Barry Hussein support.
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Barkingturtle wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
He's probably good for a few more years, though.
That's what makes assassination or death by pilot error more appealing, though.
A brain tumor is a bad, prolonged death. Bummer all around.
Maybe the tumor will grow in such a way as to make him a super human genius who can suddenly learn languages overnight and sense the coming of natural disasters.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Once the Kennedy clan is finally laid to rest maybe then we can move on from this pathetic wistfulness about "Camelot" and what could have been
You know the US secretly wants Wealthy Boston Irish Catholics to run everything.
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Nexa wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
He's probably good for a few more years, though.
That's what makes assassination or death by pilot error more appealing, though.
A brain tumor is a bad, prolonged death. Bummer all around.
Maybe the tumor will grow in such a way as to make him a super human genius who can suddenly learn languages overnight and sense the coming of natural disasters.
Nexa
I hope the tumor turns out to be an absorbed twin. Not the tooth and hair, mummy-in-a-tumor kind of twin, but the kind that will now gestate for nine months and emerge from Ted's ear in an afterbirth of gin.
I'd vote for him.
Heh, you know, BT, I could get onboard with something like that. Would the parasitic ingrown baby eventually run for higher office though?
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That would make Ted Kennedy a modern-day drunken Zeus. I like it.
Would the parasitic ingrown baby eventually run for higher office though?
It'd have to, I'd think.
I wonder if Bobby's kid will run for the seat. He could get Ugo Chavez to campaign for him, I'd think. That would go a long was in Massachusetts.
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If the tumor ran against Hellary and Rastus O'Bama, McCain would be out of the running.
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Holy ****, Robert Byrd's losing his **** live on the Senate floor.
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Holy sh*t, Robert Byrd's losing his sh*t live on the Senate floor.
Is he drunk? What's going on?
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Is he drunk? What's going on?
Sobbing head down on his desk, lamenting his dead wife and telling her he misses her and that he's praying for Kennedy, then just abject wailing until his aides stepped in.
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Is he drunk? What's going on?
Sobbing head down on his desk, lamenting his dead wife and telling her he misses her and that he's praying for Kennedy, then just abject wailing until his aides stepped in.
Making you tear up, isn't it?
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Smasharoo wrote:
Is he drunk? What's going on?
Sobbing head down on his desk, lamenting his dead wife and telling her he misses her and that he's praying for Kennedy, then just abject wailing until his aides stepped in.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Making you tear up, isn't it?
Nah, he didn't build a bridge for Ted, yet.
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I'm encouraged by him. The Congress needs more people who feel passionately about these things representing us.
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Makes our fly-blown decaying House of Lords look like an Acid Rave
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The Congress needs more people who feel passionately about these things representing us.
I think it's more that he's been arguing with the grim reaper to go after "that whippersnapper" McCain and not making much progress. Nothing makes people aware of their own mortality like their peers suffering illnesses or dying.
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If Byrd wasn't aware of his mortality at his age, he just hasn't been paying attention.
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