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#27 May 20 2008 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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How refreshing to see that you people still believe in Helicopters.

They're a communist myth developed by Comrade Sikorsky to give the bread queues something to dream about during the great Moscow weevil shortage of '53.

A large weevil would change hands for thousands of potatoes, while even a small weevil would cost a family 2 weeks earnings (Hence the common phrase "The lesser of two weevils")
That was an awful lot of work for not much gained.Smiley: laugh
#28 May 20 2008 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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That was an awful lot of work for not much gained.Smiley: laugh
I just decided today is Bathos Monday
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#29 May 20 2008 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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Ahhh, Comrade Sikorsky. Truly a warlock among magelings. That guy could conjure up a flying contraption that'd make a flying pig squeal. Talk about a fellow who made mythical flying machines! He could cobble together common fruits and vegetables that when completed resembled an airborne banana running on what is the modern day equivilent of squirrels on speed. Sikorsky was a genius.

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#30 May 20 2008 at 11:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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I thought they were full of Bumble Bees who "aerodynamically cannot fly!!!1!" to provide lift.
Each and every bumblebee has a tiny angel under it to hold it aloft. True story.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#31 May 20 2008 at 11:08 AM Rating: Decent
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How refreshing to see that you people still believe in Helicopters.
I believe!!!

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*Edit for those that don't know, i work for 771 Search and Rescue Squadron, based out of RNAS Culdrose, Cornwall.

If you see a helo like this with the Number 21 on the side, ask for another one, it's tail number is XV666 and is affectionatly known as "Damien"

Edited, May 20th 2008 3:13pm by tarv
#32 May 20 2008 at 11:10 AM Rating: Good
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Sorry, tarv, but that's just a giant yard dart.

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#33 May 20 2008 at 11:14 AM Rating: Good
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Now that the US dollar is worth almost the same as the kiwi dollar (1.00 USD = 1.29129 NZD!!), I expect it wont be long before you give up with the paper money and start using cowrie shells or bags of salt instead.

Goodness knows how many bags of salt a helicopter would cost.
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#34 May 20 2008 at 11:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Sorry, tarv, but that's just a giant yard dart.

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Doh, errr how about this one then?
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#35 May 20 2008 at 11:21 AM Rating: Good
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Tarv said
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based out of RNAS Culdrose, Cornwall.


Wow! Flashback!

My dad was in the navy, and when we first moved back to the UK after I was born, we lived in Porthleven as he was based at Culdrose. Its where I developed my love of the sea Smiley: smile

Praa sands..Rinsey...Helston...Terry Wogan..../sigh
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#36 May 20 2008 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good
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Tarv, I can't see anything in that picture but buildings and some trees. What am I supposed to be looking at?

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#37 May 20 2008 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Tarv, I can't see anything in that picture but buildings and some trees. What am I supposed to be looking at?

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What you can't see that baseball game? I thought you yanquis could spot a baseball game from 100 miles.
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