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#1 May 19 2008 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
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MPs back hybrid embyro research

The government has survived two big challenges to its controversial plans to change the law on embryo research for the first time in 20 years.

A cross-party attempt to ban hybrid human animal embryos was defeated on a free vote, by 336 to 176.

Catholic cabinet ministers Ruth Kelly, Des Browne and Paul Murphy voted for a ban. PM Gordon Brown and Tory leader David Cameron both opposed it.

A bid to ban "saviour siblings" was voted down by 342 votes to 163.

The votes followed two impassioned debates in the committee stage of the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Bill, aimed at updating laws from 1990 in line with scientific advances.


So approved researchers will be able to combine human and animal cells for a brief period of time to seek genetic solutions to debilitating conditions such as Motor Neurone Disease, Parkinsons and FFXI.

They've also approved "Saviour Siblings" so parents can undergo IVF to allow the harvesting of umbilical cells to save an existing child from a nasty fate.

I'm assuming Roman Catholic parents will veto this Smiley: dubious
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#2 May 19 2008 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm assuming Roman Catholic parents will veto this


Naturally. I mean that umbilical cord's soul has long since ascended to..um...Joph? Is it Limbo still?

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Naturally. I mean that umbilical cord's soul has long since ascended to..um...Joph? Is it Limbo still?
The Ukraine.
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The Ukraine.


Wow, that would totally fubar the 72 virgins thing. No wonder the Muslims hate us for our freedom.

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#5 May 19 2008 at 5:23 PM Rating: Good
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I'm all over the umbilical cord thingy. Grow me a new face so I never have to inject Botox.
#6 May 19 2008 at 5:31 PM Rating: Decent
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I hope they can learn to grow wings on people (none of them chicken wings - wings that will fly us).
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#7 May 20 2008 at 1:23 AM Rating: Good
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I hope they can learn to grow wings on people (none of them chicken wings).


Mmm, chicken wings. Nam nam. Maybe that could solve the rising food prices. Grow some chicken wings on your kids, and when times are rough, feast on them!

I'm glad they voted for the bill, it would have been criminally stupid not to. I'm also beginning to like the Church of England. Apart from their name, they're really not very religious at all.
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