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#1 May 16 2008 at 8:43 AM Rating: Good

Nobby

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How sloshed do you have to be to Ram-Raid a supermarket wearing nothing but your Girlfriend's Boots?

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A man who ram-raided a supermarket clad only in a sheet and a pair of Ugg boots has been jailed for four years.

David Ball, 32, from Tyseley, Birmingham, was drunk when he raided the supermarket and stole cigarettes.

He then led police on a high-speed car chase through Warwickshire before being arrested after the incident in April.

Includes CC video of the pillock.

Makes me proud to be British, sniff

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#2 May 16 2008 at 8:47 AM Rating: Excellent

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How does one ram-raid?

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#3 May 16 2008 at 8:52 AM Rating: Excellent

Nobby

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Samira wrote:

How does one ram-raid?

One denudes one's self, steals one's girfriend's boots and car, and drives through the doors of a supermarket.

Don't they teach you anything practical in U.S. Schools? Smiley: rolleyes

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#4 May 16 2008 at 9:04 AM Rating: Decent

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Don't they teach you anything practical in U.S. Schools?

Sure, how to shoot fellow students.

If I where stuck in Coventry i'd try to get a jail sentance to.

Edited, May 16th 2008 1:04pm by tarv

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#5 May 16 2008 at 9:06 AM Rating: Excellent

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Baron von tarv wrote:

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Don't they teach you anything practical in U.S. Schools?

Sure, how to shoot fellow students.

If I where stuck in Coventry i'd try to get a jail sentance to.

Edited, May 16th 2008 1:04pm by tarv

Nah, they don't teach that in schools. Gunslingin' begins at HOME, by Gawd.

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#6 May 16 2008 at 9:14 AM Rating: Decent

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In all fairness, he was wearing a sheet.

Maybe it was following some great sex? Does that even happen over there?

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#7 May 16 2008 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good

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Maybe it was following some great sex? Does that even happen over there?

Sex? of course not.

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#8 May 16 2008 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good

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Don't date women whose feet are as big or bigger than yours, they tend to be able to drink you under the table.

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#9 May 16 2008 at 8:52 PM Rating: Decent

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He then led police on a high-speed car chase through Warwickshire

Is that even possible?

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