And I think I drank one glass of wine too many.
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Ah, good times. It might be for the best, but I miss having access to a computer when I get **** drunk.
Ah, good times. It might be for the best, but I miss having access to a computer when I get **** drunk.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Hey hey hey, lightweight. I'm a far cry from **** drunk, thankyouverymuch.
Edited, May 13th 2008 7:16pm by Tare
Edited, May 13th 2008 7:16pm by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Went to see Iron Man on Tuesday...thats how I know.
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Tare wrote:
Hey hey hey, lightweight. I'm a far cry from **** drunk, thankyouverymuch.
Lightweight? You've seen me drink. I put everybody else under the table except DF, who was under the weather (pun!).
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Fine, I'm going to read my stupid bookclub book and wallow in self-drunken-self-pity.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
self-drunken-self-pity.
Sounds kinda sexy.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I can't drink too much anymore, which is sad, but I'm not Canadian, so that's good.
Atomicflea wrote:
I can't drink too much anymore
Oh, it won't hurt the baby. That's a Peruvian bun!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Oh, it won't hurt the baby. That's a Peruvian bun!
Second, I wish it was a baby, then I could get **** drunk nine months from now.
I saved a random kid from being ran over in the street after he split his knee open today outside my appartment. That was kind of intense. Maybe I should try this wine stuff too.
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Sarah left a graduation bottle half full here last night. I drank it this afternoon. It was fantastic. I'm totally just getting hammered on expensive red wine at noon every day going forward.
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I saved a random kid from being ran over in the street after he split his knee open today outside my appartment. That was kind of intense. Maybe I should try this wine stuff too.
Last Fridy I drank two cases (you read that right, 48 beers) and didn't black out, so I figured my tolerance might be adjusting to specific alcoholic mediums. Tonight, I bought five bottles of wine to test my theory. I've had about three and a half bottles, and while I certainly feel buzzed, there's no way this is more cost-effective.
Smasharoo wrote:
Sarah left a graduation bottle half full here last night. I drank it this afternoon. It was fantastic. I'm totally just getting hammered on expensive red wine at noon every day going forward.
Who's Sarah?
;)
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Barkingturtle wrote:
Last Fridy I drank two cases (you read that right, 48 beers) and didn't black out, so I figured my tolerance might be adjusting to specific alcoholic mediums. Tonight, I bought five bottles of wine to test my theory. I've had about three and a half bottles, and while I certainly feel buzzed, there's no way this is more cost-effective.
That's an ***-load of beers. I think I've managed in the 30-ish range before, and not only did I black out but I also puked.
As for the cost effectiveness, you gotta go with the Mad Dog or Thunderbird.
Myself, I've been drinking steadily for a week. I've been in the middle of an email and AD migration, so I find downing alchohol steadies the nerves.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
On the other hand I had my first drink in months last night. Some Kilbegan's irish over two ice cubes. Havent been drinking a lot lately due to pain medication and just not feeling like it.
Kakar the Great wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
Last Fridy I drank two cases (you read that right, 48 beers) and didn't black out, so I figured my tolerance might be adjusting to specific alcoholic mediums. Tonight, I bought five bottles of wine to test my theory. I've had about three and a half bottles, and while I certainly feel buzzed, there's no way this is more cost-effective.
That's an ***-load of beers. I think I've managed in the 30-ish range before, and not only did I black out but I also puked.
As for the cost effectiveness, you gotta go with the Mad Dog or Thunderbird.
Myself, I've been drinking steadily for a week. I've been in the middle of an email and AD migration, so I find downing alchohol steadies the nerves.
48 is an assload for me, too. I usually drink thirty-some beers when I'm set on it, and then I have a twelve pack or so the following day to bite the dog, but something's wrong.
I've actually considered making a doctor's appointment to see if there's a reason I'm not getting as drunk as I should be.
I've actually considered making a doctor's appointment to see if there's a reason I'm not getting as drunk as I should be.
Sterno.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Barkingturtle wrote:
I've actually considered making a doctor's appointment to see if there's a reason I'm not getting as drunk as I should be.
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