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#1 May 13 2008 at 12:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Chicago Tribune wrote:
Believing that the universe may contain alien life does not contradict a faith in God, the Vatican's chief astronomer said in an interview published Tuesday.

The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, was quoted as saying the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones.

"How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?" Funes said. "Just as we consider earthly creatures as 'a brother,' and 'sister,' why should we not talk about an 'extraterrestrial brother'? It would still be part of creation."

In the interview by the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Funes said that such a notion "doesn't contradict our faith" because aliens would still be God's creatures. Ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom, he said.
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The Bible "is not a science book," Funes said, adding that he believes the Big Bang theory is the most "reasonable" explanation for the creation of the universe. The theory says the universe began billions of years ago in the explosion of a single, super-dense point that contained all matter.
Sometimes, in the talk of Creationism and anti-evolution screeds, it's funny to think that my hoary old church is one of the more sane ones.
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#2 May 13 2008 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
It's interesting that the Vatican has a chief astronomer.
#3 May 13 2008 at 12:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Sometimes, in the talk of Creationism and anti-evolution screeds, it's funny to think that my hoary old church is one of the more sane ones.


Having trillions in assets and the ability to staff your observatory with an Official Church Astronomer probably helps. Still no sex for fun, though.

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#4 May 13 2008 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
It's interesting that the Vatican has a chief astronomer.
The Vatican funds extensive scientific research in many fields. They have their own observatory.
#5 May 13 2008 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
It's interesting that the Vatican has a chief astronomer.


It's not an astrologer...
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Having trillions in assets and the ability to staff your observatory with an Official Church Astronomer probably helps.
Nonsense. The Vatican can't even afford to make Catholic education affordable, thus forcing families to use public education. Obviously the Church is running on red ink.
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#7 May 13 2008 at 2:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well at least this time they're preparing ahead of time instead of after the fact.
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Obviously the Church is running on red ink.


Not shoes? Seriously, what's up with that? "Ja, my shuze art de color of ze blood of Christ."

Get a new pope. That Brazilian fellow seems quite promising. Hopefully he won't die in the next few years.

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#9 May 13 2008 at 2:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Still no sex for fun, though.
Smiley: dubious

"Vy hello leetl boy. Vud joo like to look up my telescope?"
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#10 May 13 2008 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
It's interesting that the Vatican has a chief astronomer.


It's not an astrologer...


Smiley: dubious Who said it was?
#11 May 13 2008 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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"Vy hello leetl boy. Vud joo like to look up my telescope?"




Smash informed me

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.... but was confused that you'd be rock @#%^ing stupid enough to think that the per capita child abuse in the Catholic Church is somehow higher than that of Schooteachers or Prodestand Pastors, or Mail Carriers, vatican astronomers etc. Because ten or fifteen seconds of research would help you realize that given the number of children who come into contact with Church clergy and the number of years involved, your kid is as safe there as they are anywhere else.


I been educated....your turn...Smiley: grin
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#12 May 13 2008 at 5:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Still no sex for fun, though.
If we confess afterward it's like it never happened.
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But only if you truly regret it and promise to avoid it in the future.
It has to be a heart felt promise, no finger crossing.
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If we confess afterward it's like it never happened.


Poor Jophs dead sperm's souls cry a tear in heaven every time you think this :(

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#15 May 13 2008 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
Poor Jophs dead sperm's souls cry a tear in heaven every time you think this :(
Nah, they're too busy posting.
#16 May 13 2008 at 7:52 PM Rating: Good
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Creationists using logic?

This is surely a sign of approaching chaos.
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Jophiel wrote:
Sometimes, in the talk of Creationism and anti-evolution screeds, it's funny to think that my hoary old church is one of the more sane ones.


I like to think that the church has learned from some of its older mistakes and we'll eventually see it learn from its current ones. But now I have yet another thing to mention when my dad's cousin tries to convert me away from "that non-Christian religion".
#18 May 13 2008 at 11:00 PM Rating: Default
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This is one thing you will find looking at religion, at least among the Christians the Catholics are a fairly educated and accepting bunch. Progress could be made but it is getting a lot better.
#19 May 14 2008 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
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Still no sex for fun, though.



For gosh sakes, give the church some time man. Once there is a sizeable amount of Catholics who would like this then the church will adopt this belief.
#20 May 14 2008 at 7:25 AM Rating: Good
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and another thing!

Did anyone find the recent church announcement about the evils of global warning and pollution amusing?

So I guess open crapping in the street during the Middle Ages wasn't as bad.


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Twirdman wrote:
the Catholics are a fairly educated and accepting bunch.

There's no way you're talking about the same Catholics as we are.
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Demea wrote:
Twirdman wrote:
the Catholics are a fairly educated and accepting bunch.

There's no way you're talking about the same Catholics as we are.


Perhaps its the fact that I live in the US and am surronded by fundies, Catholics compared to guys like Phelps and Robertson Catholics seem a lot more sane.

Personally I'm atheist.
#23 May 15 2008 at 6:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Twirdman wrote:
Demea wrote:
Twirdman wrote:
the Catholics are a fairly educated and accepting bunch.

There's no way you're talking about the same Catholics as we are.


Perhaps its the fact that I live in the US and am surronded by fundies, Catholics compared to guys like Phelps and Robertson Catholics seem a lot more sane.

Personally I'm atheist.
Which is it are Catholics more educated or more sane?

When I see this post title the Indigo Girls song sinks into my head:

"How long till my soul gets it right
Can any human being ever reach that kind of light
I call on the resting soul of galileo
King of night vision, king of insight"

...now yours too.
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