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#203 May 19 2008 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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A few more 911's


Ohh, sorry, you meant rock ******* stupid people who vote Republican even though the economic policies assrape them.

Yeah, I'm sure it's important to the low IQ southern crowd.

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#205 May 19 2008 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Now if the Dems promise to allow for oil exploration and production in alaska and the gulf i'd change my party affiliation the same day.


Like I was saying. The low IQ vote, all locked up.

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#206 May 19 2008 at 11:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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A true southerner would rather be dirt poor than accept a govn handout.


Smiley: laugh

That's funny.
#207 May 19 2008 at 11:26 AM Rating: Good
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inserthere wrote:
Ah yes the ever popular you're stupid if you don't vote this way. You have no understanding of what it's like to be southern and it shows. A true southerner would rather be dirt poor than accept a govn handout.
What you meant was "A true southerner would rather be dirt poor than accept the fact that their own political party wants them that way."
#210 May 19 2008 at 11:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Glad to see Dems could care less about illegal immigration and cost of energy.


Sorry, did you mean "discriminating against brown people and keeping the cost of energy as high as possible?"

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#212 May 19 2008 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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Remind me again when the Dems have actually done anything, proposed anything, that involves increasing oil production in the US?


Hahahah. Holy ****, you really *are* a sucker! All this time I thought you were joking. You're *really* under the impression that the oil companies don't get anything in exchange for their billions in campaign contributions to Democrats. God, it's too funny to even continue posting about. You REALLY believe a Democratic President would hurt oil production in the US.

AHahahahahahahhaha

Hahahah
HAHa

no, no, you can't really be that stupid, I don't believe it.


hahahahahahahaha


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#213 May 19 2008 at 11:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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inserthere wrote:
Smashed,

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Sorry, did you mean "discriminating against brown people and keeping the cost of energy as high as possible?"


Remind me again when the Dems have actually done anything, proposed anything...


The thing is, democrats don't want to buy anything, sell anything, or process anything. We don't want to sell anything bought or processed, buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought or processed...or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, we leave that to the immigrants.

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#214 May 19 2008 at 5:15 PM Rating: Good
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You know, we leave that to the immigrants.
We don't want it as a career or anything.

Edited, May 19th 2008 8:16pm by Atomicflea
#216 May 20 2008 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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Hmmm remind me again which party enjoys blaming the cost of oil on presidents.


I don't want to shock you too much, here, ace.

However, things politicians say are, occasionally, not true.
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#217 May 20 2008 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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I do believe a Democrat congress has no intention of allowing for the exploration and research of domestic oil. And if by some miracle congress created a bill that allows for some of these things a Democrat president would veto it in a heartbeat.
Then again, so would McCain if we should assume that his stance on ANWR carries over to other drilling locations.
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#218 May 20 2008 at 8:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Then again, so would McCain if we should assume that his stance on ANWR carries over to other drilling locations.


Isn't that a pre-"lie to the idiots to get elected" position, though?

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