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#1 May 08 2008 at 4:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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...would make an excellent bong!
Reuters wrote:
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.

The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.

One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.

Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.
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#2 May 08 2008 at 4:15 PM Rating: Decent
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One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods


This shouldn't even be illegal.

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#3 May 08 2008 at 4:21 PM Rating: Good
They must throw ******* AWESOME parties
#4 May 08 2008 at 4:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods

This shouldn't even be illegal.
Is it? They were charged with "abusing" the corpse, not trespassing or theft.
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#5 May 08 2008 at 4:34 PM Rating: Good
Pfft, it was better the first time.
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#6 May 08 2008 at 4:38 PM Rating: Decent
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While it may not be carpentry, that's still an awful lot of work for a couple of potheads.
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#7 May 09 2008 at 4:48 AM Rating: Good
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Well, Angry Hippo has been a busy boy, hasn't he?
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#8 May 09 2008 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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Buckalew was sentenced to between one and seven years in prison and was given credit for serving 14 months while awaiting trial.


14 months awaiting trial... It's not like he killed the guy. And up to 7 years seems like an awful lot.
#9 May 09 2008 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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where the **** are my cigarettes!? Smiley: mad
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#10 May 09 2008 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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I was sitting on them. Silly me.
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#11 May 09 2008 at 2:31 PM Rating: Good
For your sake, I hope it was a hard pack.
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