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Hey, Flea, drive over to Gary and stuff a few ballot boxes.Follow

#1 May 06 2008 at 6:21 PM Rating: Good
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I'd like to get to the General Election before June.

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#2 May 06 2008 at 6:29 PM Rating: Good
You're forgetting the lawsuits Hillary will file post convention.

It'll be August at the earliest.
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You're forgetting the lawsuits Hillary will file post convention.


File with who? It's a primary campaign, the Party could decide it with a **** measuring contest if they wanted to.

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the Party could decide it with a **** measuring contest if they wanted to.


You want Hillary to win dont you?
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#5 May 06 2008 at 6:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Fucking Lake county and their inability to fucking count ballots until fucking 11:00pm.

That said, c'mon guys. Win by a million-thousand percent, okay?
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#6 May 06 2008 at 6:54 PM Rating: Good
Anyone listen to her speech? It makes me want to stab people.

And now the crowd is chanting count the votes

This irony is delicious, you must try it
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The probable near tie in IN combined with Obama's major victory in North Carolina means that Clinton has about zero chance of claiming a popular vote victory which was her only real chance towards swaying the superdelegates since she can't win the pledged delegate count.

Prior to tonight, you could claim a popular vote victory for Clinton via some tortured logic (such as counting Michigan and giving Obama 0 votes from there) but his NC win wipes even that out. Without FL/MI, she's got nothing.

I'm anxious to see Lake county but it won't swing this. It has about the same demographics as Marion County does but half the population. If it votes the same way, it'd give Obama an extra 30,000 votes (He's winning Marion County bt 60,000) when he's trailing by 40,000. It'll be a squeaker but I don't see him pulling it through.

Always happy to be proven wrong though Smiley: smile

Supposedly, the exit polls showed that 7% of the voters for Clinton said they'd be unhappy with her as the nominee. If Clinton wins by a razor margin, she'll obviously (and rightfully) claim the victory but I suspect the superdelegates will realize that Republican cross-over "sabotage" voting was what decided the election. I'm not decrying anyone doing it, just saying that I don't think anyone new would be convinced by a single digit Clinton win in IN.

Edited, May 6th 2008 10:03pm by Jophiel
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#8 May 06 2008 at 7:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Aaand there's Lake county starting to come in, 75% for Obama so far
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Go Lake County!

There's still 2% in Marion County and 33% yet to report in Monroe County (home of two universities).

And Union County hasn't reported at all yet. It's deep in Clinton territory but the entire county only has 7,000 residents. Who knows how many registered voters or how many voted.

Edited, May 6th 2008 10:53pm by Jophiel
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Sounds as though the preliminary Lake County votes are from Gary so it's unlikely that the 3:1 lead will hold for the county.
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Under 7k people total? Jeez, I could have asked them all one by one and had it ready by now!

Slackasses.
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#12 May 06 2008 at 8:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, looks like he can't quite catch up in the popular vote area in IN, with only 1/3 of lake left... oh well!
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#13 May 06 2008 at 10:11 PM Rating: Decent
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File with who? It's a primary campaign, the Party could decide it with a **** measuring contest if they wanted to.


You underestimate the defense mechanisms of the Hellbeast when it's backed into a corner.
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MSNBC is reporting that Clinton loaned herself another $6.4mil last month to keep her campaign afloat. Last night won't be bringing a rush of new donors to the table for her.
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#15 May 07 2008 at 4:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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I can't believe we're talking about Arkansas and Oregon now. I heard her go back to harping on how we should count the MI and FL delegates and I wanted to pee on her face. I am so sick of this.
#16 May 07 2008 at 4:48 PM Rating: Good
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I can't believe we're talking about Arkansas and Oregon now. I heard her go back to harping on how we should count the MI and FL delegates and I wanted to pee on her face. I am so sick of this.


On that note, R Kelly's finally going on trial for watersports related shenanigans, twisted with a bit of statutory rape.

Also, McGovern flipped and is now endorsing Obama.
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#17 May 07 2008 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
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Also, McGovern flipped and is now endorsing Obama.
I heard. 4 superdelegates came down on the Obama side, and one crazy loon came out for Hillary.
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one crazy loon came out for Hillary.
He was from North Carolina and said he was supporting Clinton because that's who his district went for. I guess I can respect that -- that and the guy probably wants to be re-elected in November.
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#19 May 08 2008 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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File with who? It's a primary campaign, the Party could decide it with a **** measuring contest if they wanted to.


Yeah, and that's one contest she'd probably win.

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