Sick of Google and WikipediaFollow

There's no mystery any more. All facts are now laid out on the platter that is the interwebs.

I've now decided that all existing facts are officially boring, and feel the need for new ones.

So here goes. . .

1. Gallstones come with a no-quibble 30-day money back guarantee.
2. Disk brakes are 30% more efficient than Oprah Winfrey
3. Anyone with a Golf Handicap in single figures is immune from the common cold
4. The Prophet Isiah was a qualified ski instructor
5. Any pebble found on a beach in Australia is technically the property of Mel Gibson
6. The Maori language has no word for 'maori'
7. The Giant Panda is responsible for the extinction of 57 species of fish
8. In Switzerland, dental plaque is a highly prized delicacy
9. Daryl Hall & John Oates invented racism in 1983.
10. In parts of Europe, there are Geography teachers without beards

I would assume that 6 actually may be true.

Alas, so did my high-velocity Mullet-Rifle

I completely agree with you Nobby, that's why I use the "Innernette".














Edited, May 6th 2008 12:10am by Redjed

11. Cats curl their tails over to check for stray microwave radiation.
12. Paper cannot be folded more than 7 times without attracting cockroaches.
13. Fish-net stockings repel tigers.
14. Oil clings to the interior of hum-vee engines in paisley fractals.