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#102 May 13 2008 at 1:13 PM Rating: Decent

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Smasharoo wrote:

Smash is wrong.

While this is possible, I'd prefer you phrase it in a manner that would include all else it implies. Ie: "The Supreme Court is wrong, all existing caselaw in the last 200 years is wrong, and the Constitution is wrong"

Thanks.

Careful Smash. Your ego might just break the servers...

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#103 May 13 2008 at 1:23 PM Rating: Decent

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Careful Smash. Your ego might just break the servers...

I assure you my ego doesn't coordinate mysterious DoS attacks from Korean shopping malls.

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#104 May 13 2008 at 10:18 PM Rating: Default

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sounds like a good way to get a virus.

(but i didn't say that)

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#105 May 14 2008 at 3:33 AM Rating: Decent

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Just for the record, Nobby has the best Avatar ever. He could type I am full of **** for the whole response and I would still salute him.

Very astute way to present your arguments sir /salute.

Reminds me of the story of the naked girl who robbed the bank. They asked the males in the store what did the gun look like? None of them could remember /smirk.

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#106 May 14 2008 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent

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flishtaco wrote:

Reminds me of the story of the naked girl who robbed the bank. They asked the males in the store what did the gun look like? None of them could remember /smirk.

Not to be an *** on the cute story or anything, but why on earth would the cops ask what the gun looked like and not what the girl looked like?

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#107 May 14 2008 at 1:06 PM Rating: Excellent

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gbaji wrote:

Not to be an *** on the cute story or anything, but why on earth would the cops ask what the gun looked like and not what the girl looked like?

Because "About a C cup" wouldn't really help.

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#108 May 14 2008 at 1:08 PM Rating: Decent

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Not to be an *** on the cute story or anything, but why on earth would the cops ask what the gun looked like and not what the girl looked like?

Because that would be a stupid joke. Let me help you here: There was no robbery.

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#109 May 14 2008 at 1:40 PM Rating: Decent

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Smasharoo wrote:

Let me help you here: There was no robbery.

What?! You mean this wasn't a retelling of an actual event? I feel ripped off...

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#110 May 14 2008 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent

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What?! You mean this wasn't a retelling of an actual event? I feel ripped off...

It's just so hard to tell when you've fallen for something only a gullible moron might. For obvious reasons.

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#111 May 14 2008 at 2:21 PM Rating: Decent

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Smasharoo wrote:

What?! You mean this wasn't a retelling of an actual event? I feel ripped off...

It's just so hard to tell when you've fallen for something only a gullible moron might. For obvious reasons.

The lead obvious reason being that you're just not that good at the whole reading comprehension thing... ;)

It was a stupid joke because the premise made no sense. Now, if the punchline had been the officers asking them to describe her face, eyes, etc, and all they could describe was her nekid bits, it would have been a much better joke... Maybe add a police sketch artist who ends up drawing 15 sets of tits or something. Or perhaps add one woman to the crowd in the bank and make a point of saying that the bank robber wore nothing high heels and in addition to the dozen boob sketeches, there's sketch that only shows the really nice shoes. See. Now *those* would be funny. :)

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