Happy Birthday!
[:party:]
Ofcourse 29 is indeed rather young, still enjoy it while it lasts as next year might not be such a happy event anymore, passing the 30 barrier can be a shock to some.
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Nah, 30 seems like a cool age to be. Besides Sickabilly has already agreed to a huge birthday bash on my 30th. We're thinking of going somewhere like vegas or something, and inviting a bunch of our friends along to celebrate drunken style
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Nah, 30 seems like a cool age to be. Besides Sickabilly has already agreed to a huge birthday bash on my 30th. We're thinking of going somewhere like vegas or something, and inviting a bunch of our friends along to celebrate drunken style
True, 30 itself isn't bad, it's the realisation that it's the doorway to 40 that really makes it hard
On the other hand, a good party can compensate for a lot!
Mistress DSD wrote:
Nah, 30 seems like a cool age to be. Besides Sickabilly has already agreed to a huge birthday bash on my 30th. We're thinking of going somewhere like vegas or something, and inviting a bunch of our friends along to celebrate drunken style
I've yet to receive my invitation. I assume it just got lost in the mail or something.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Nah, 30 seems like a cool age to be.
You'll have that peak libido thing going for you! Think of names for the next 7 kids in advance to save time.
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Congratulations, young kiddo!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
For my 30th, I sent my son off to stay with his dad and stayed in my house watching sappy movies and drinking lots and lots of wine. Alone, until my best gay friend made me let him in. I didn't take to turning 30 very well.
And now I'm a... um, LOT older.
And now I'm a... um, LOT older.
I spent my 30th birthday hiding from bailifs and persuading the local store owner to let me run up a tab for milk for the little'un.
Good times.
Good times.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Happy birthday DSD 
Happy Birthday!
You're still just a young pup... Really! :)
And yes. The sex gets a lot better after 30.
You're still just a young pup... Really! :)
And yes. The sex gets a lot better after 30.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Happy birthday!
Mistress DSD wrote:
Samira wrote:
Many happy returns of the day.
I instantly thought of Ground Hogs Day
Which might not be too bad for a birthday 
Mistress DSD wrote:
Thank you peeps, and thanks Tare for the wonderful birthday song I now have saved in my voicemail. 
Nexa I officially dinged 29 today. My last year of not yet being a "real" adult, or so says Xavier. He says you're an adult when you're 30. I'll take that 
Nexa I officially dinged 29 today. My last year of not yet being a "real" adult, or so says Xavier. He says you're an adult when you're 30. I'll take that 
I'm 30, married, have a kidlet and still don't feel like a real adult. Cheers!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Mistress DSD wrote:
Thank you peeps, and thanks Tare for the wonderful birthday song I now have saved in my voicemail. Nexa I officially dinged 29 today. My last year of not yet being a "real" adult, or so says Xavier. He says you're an adult when you're 30. I'll take that
Nexa I officially dinged 29 today. My last year of not yet being a "real" adult, or so says Xavier. He says you're an adult when you're 30. I'll take that I'm 30, married, have a kidlet and still don't feel like a real adult. Cheers!
I don't think anyone thinks of you as a real adult, so it's perfect!
:D
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Grats DSD.
May the booze bottles be empty, and your throat parched.
May the booze bottles be empty, and your throat parched.
Happy Birthday +1, DSD! 
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Happy Belated Birthday, Lady! 30 never hit me. I suppose it'll hit me at 35, or maybe 40 will. Who knows.
Happy Birthday DSD! 
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