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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Happy birthday 
WOO!!!!!!!!!
Wait, I forget, are you now my age or are you a year older than me? I'm withholding congratulations until I ascertain my level of bitterness.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Enjoy your day. Happy Birthday - 
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Ditto!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Thank you peeps, and thanks Tare for the wonderful birthday song I now have saved in my voicemail. 
Nexa I officially dinged 29 today. My last year of not yet being a "real" adult, or so says Xavier. He says you're an adult when you're 30. I'll take that
Nexa I officially dinged 29 today. My last year of not yet being a "real" adult, or so says Xavier. He says you're an adult when you're 30. I'll take that 
Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!
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May Day!
Happy 29th DSD.
Happy 29th DSD.
Many happy returns of the day. 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Many happy returns of the day.
I instantly thought of Ground Hogs Day
Which might not be too bad for a birthday Happy Birthday!
Happy birfday, old lady.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
ahh, so a few months younger than me. hrmph. Yeah, well, fine, happy birthday and crap.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Mistress DSD wrote:
Thank you peeps, and thanks Tare for the wonderful birthday song I now have saved in my voicemail. Nexa I officially dinged 29 today. My last year of not yet being a "real" adult, or so says Xavier. He says you're an adult when you're 30. I'll take that
Nexa I officially dinged 29 today. My last year of not yet being a "real" adult, or so says Xavier. He says you're an adult when you're 30. I'll take that I'm older than you.
I always assumed that Aslyum folks were older and wiser than the rest of us.
Not fair that you get youth and wisdom.
Happy birthday, anyway.
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I always assumed that Aslyum folks were older and wiser than the rest of us.
I'm younger than all of you. Hah. Take that, and such.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
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I always assumed that Aslyum folks were older and wiser than the rest of us.
I'm younger than all of you. Hah. Take that, and such.
Yes, but noone thinks you're wise, Twizzle.
:D
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Mistress DSD wrote:
Thank you peeps, and thanks Tare for the wonderful birthday song I now have saved in my voicemail. Nexa I officially dinged 29 today. My last year of not yet being a "real" adult, or so says Xavier. He says you're an adult when you're 30. I'll take that
Nexa I officially dinged 29 today. My last year of not yet being a "real" adult, or so says Xavier. He says you're an adult when you're 30. I'll take that I'm older than you.
I always assumed that Aslyum folks were older and wiser than the rest of us.
Not fair that you get youth and wisdom.
Happy birthday, anyway.
and cute to boot!
At least that's what my family tells me. Of course, they're obligated to.
Happy Burfday Hairdresser
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
29, again, huh? Congratulations!
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Happy birfday!!
May your Bday sex be like your coffee... Hawt and Steamy.
May your Bday sex be like your coffee... Hawt and Steamy.
Aadyn Litefoot wrote:
Happy birfday!!
May your Bday sex be like your coffee... Hawt and Steamy.
May your Bday sex be like your coffee... Hawt and Steamy.
She's out of coffee.
It's true!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
She's out of coffee.
Great Juan Valdez' ghost, so am I! Wait, does this mean I'm related to DSD? Or perhaps that I'm 29...hmm....
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I've only got 2 kcups left 
2000 cups seems like it would last you a few days.
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