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#1 Apr 30 2008 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good

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Seems the UK press spelling for child molester is different then in the States. Mess up as Social Services can be on both sides of the pound, I wonder how well they will mess up trying to deal with this.

Pupils posing as paedophiles in cyber-bullying, police warn

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Steven Morris
Thursday April 10, 2008
The Guardian

Children as young as 10 may be posing as predatory paedophiles on internet networking sites to frighten boys and girls they have fallen out with, police revealed yesterday. Officers have warned parents and children to be vigilant after as many as nine youngsters in Padstow, Cornwall, were targeted through the networking sites Bebo and MSN.

Police initially believed a local man was trying to groom the children by befriending them online and arranging to meet them. But a member of the public has come forward and told them that youngsters are trying to settle playground disputes by posing as a paedophile to frighten their rivals.

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#2 Apr 30 2008 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent

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Er, I think the problem is the other way 'round.

WARNING: YOUR PAEDOPHILE MAY BE A HOT 10-YEAR-OLD.

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#3 Apr 30 2008 at 12:04 PM Rating: Excellent

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Children using something we've turned into a nightmarish boogie man to scare other children? Unheard of.

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#4 Apr 30 2008 at 12:15 PM Rating: Excellent

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Wonder if they're putting flashlights under their chins as they type their pseudopaedophiliac messages.

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#5 Apr 30 2008 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good

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Seems the UK press spelling for child molester is different then in the States. Mess up as Social Services can be on both sides of the pound, I wonder how well they will mess up trying to deal with this.

You're confusing Cornwall with the rest of the UK, it's basicly the Texas of England.

I should know, I have to work there.

There be strange folks down ere.

#6 Apr 30 2008 at 1:04 PM Rating: Excellent

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When I was eight, my sister convinced me that she was alien sent down to kill me in my sleep, my parents and brother were imposters involved in the cover up. I got so freaked out that I ran to my mother sobbing. She just shook her head.

"I can't believe you fell for that."

Edited, Apr 30th 2008 5:09pm by Annabella

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#7 Apr 30 2008 at 2:24 PM Rating: Excellent

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When we were little kids we would tell other kids that they had AIDS and they were going to die.

#8 Apr 30 2008 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent

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When we were little kids we would tell other kids that they had AIDS and they were going to die.

Me, too! Only the ones who had AIDS, though.

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#9 May 01 2008 at 2:52 AM Rating: Good

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to frighten boys and girls they have fallen out with

Nick: Well, you jolly frightened me, old chap.

Tarquin: I know, it was smashing! I'm sorry we fell out, old man.

Nick: Not very sporting, guv, but I rather suppose I might forgive you. Tea?

Tarquin: Spiffing!

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#10 May 01 2008 at 4:27 AM Rating: Decent

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Smasharoo wrote:

When we were little kids we would tell other kids that they had AIDS and they were going to die.

Me, too! Only the ones who had AIDS, though.

Was AIDS even around when you were a little kid?

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#11 May 01 2008 at 7:08 AM Rating: Good

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All the ~~cool~~gay kids had it.

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#12 May 01 2008 at 7:18 AM Rating: Excellent

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Debalic wrote:

Smasharoo wrote:

When we were little kids we would tell other kids that they had AIDS and they were going to die.

Me, too! Only the ones who had AIDS, though.

Was AIDS even around when you were a little kid?

Well, he did the same thing with the plague, but what's the difference. He and his brother used to run around town putting big X's on their friend's doors and running away laughing.

Nexa

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#13 May 01 2008 at 7:36 AM Rating: Decent

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Was AIDS even around when you were a little kid?

Funny story. When I was 8 my subscription to Science came in the mail, and I remember the cover was about AIDS. How it was a mystery disease that effected gays and Haitians. I'm not sure if they were calling it aids then, yet, but for some reason that cover was very memorable. Wait, I was 7, it was 1980, Science used to have the year in giant numbers on the cover, I always thought the magazine was called "Science80"

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#14 May 01 2008 at 7:39 AM Rating: Excellent

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I remember it being called GRID, I think. Gay related immune deficiency. Then I guess "gay, hemophiliac, multiple sex partner and IV drug use related immune deficiency" just didn't render a snazzy acronym.

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#15 May 01 2008 at 7:43 AM Rating: Decent

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I remember it being called GRID, I think. Gay related immune deficiency.

Me too, but I think mainly from The Band Played On, I'm not sure if I ever actually heard it called that irl.

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#16 May 01 2008 at 7:53 AM Rating: Excellent

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Smasharoo wrote:

I remember it being called GRID, I think. Gay related immune deficiency.

Me too, but I think mainly from The Band Played On, I'm not sure if I ever actually heard it called that irl.

Oh, good point, I may have just read it there too.

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