Check out the painting of the face of the guy smoking a cigarette. Be warned, this is graphic, so you FFXI kiddies need to leave the room so the adults can talk in private.
http://www.mag7forums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8124
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RACK!
Yup. That was pretty gross.
Not even slightly funny tho.
Not even slightly funny tho.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Totem wrote:
Check out the painting of the face of the guy smoking a cigarette. Be warned, this is graphic, so you FFXI kiddies need to leave the room so the adults can talk in private.
http://www.mag7forums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8124
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http://www.mag7forums.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=8124
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In college, our local women's center sponsored a menstrual tie-dye night. I skipped that meeting.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Eh, all us girls have heavy flow at some point. (Not so for me any more thanks to my little friend Lo Ovral! Lo Ovral I LUV U, you keep the babies away and keep my period nice and short.)
We're kinda unfazed by it. Still, that's gonna be a ***** to bleach out of the white tile.
We're kinda unfazed by it. Still, that's gonna be a ***** to bleach out of the white tile.
Is it just me or does catwho never miss an opportunity to tell us OMGZorz!!111eleventyone!! her period is SOOO hard.
Enough already. We get it.
Enough already. We get it.
If I didn't grow up with 3 sisters going through puberty while my mother was going through menopause: I'd be grossed out.
Not as grossed out as when I thought a tampon stuck in the the bottom of the garbage can was a chili pepper, but still pretty grossed out.
Not as grossed out as when I thought a tampon stuck in the the bottom of the garbage can was a chili pepper, but still pretty grossed out.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Hey, I only bring it up anytime anyone else does. :P
catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Hey, I only bring it up anytime anyone else does. :P
Trust me, no one is bringing up your monthly cycles.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Hey, I only bring it up anytime anyone else does. :P
Trust me, no one is bringing up your monthly cycles.
More to the point, no one f'ucking cares. Move on already and quit shoehorning it into every damn post.
Ambrya wrote:
Tare wrote:
catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Hey, I only bring it up anytime anyone else does. :P
Trust me, no one is bringing up your monthly cycles.
More to the point, no one f'ucking cares. Move on already and quit shoehorning it into every damn post.
I think you two are missing the fundamental point, here.
She's a GIRL. With a ******. And it BLEEDS. Like, a lot.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Wow.... I mean i knew i was in for a surprise, hopefully a funny one, but .... jesus. Who finds this even remotely entertaining... even for the one producing it.
Then stop making topics that deal with menstrual cycles. XD
catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Then stop making topics that deal with menstrual cycles. XD
No, really, that would deprive us of updates on your fascinating menstrual history.
Well, it might.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Then stop making topics that deal with menstrual cycles. XD
No, really, that would deprive us of updates on your fascinating menstrual history.
Well, it might.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Why do they call it menopause? I'm of the understanding that going through menopause stops you from having periods in general. Shouldn't they call it menostop?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Why do they call it menopause? I'm of the understanding that going through menopause stops you from having periods in general. Shouldn't they call it menostop?
(unfortunately they seem to wanna go out kicking and screaming)
Edited, Apr 30th 2008 6:23pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
It's not a remote control, Twiz.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
unfortunately they seem to wanna go out kicking and screaming
My mother went through menopause in her middle 30s. I was in my early teens. The highlight was when I called her a ***** and she stabbed me right in the thigh with a Dixon Ticonderoga #2 pencil. I still have the scar. Good times.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
unfortunately they seem to wanna go out kicking and screaming
My mother went through menopause in her middle 30s. I was in my early teens. The highlight was when I called her a ***** and she stabbed me right in the thigh with a Dixon Ticonderoga #2 pencil. I still have the scar. Good times.
Had she had a hysterectomy? That tends to be worse, I hear, as it all happens at once.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Had she had a hysterectomy?
Nope. She had no idea what was going on for years. She had (and has) hypothyroidism and the symptoms are close enough that no one made any sort of connection.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Samira wrote:
catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Then stop making topics that deal with menstrual cycles. XD
No, really, that would deprive us of updates on your fascinating menstrual history.
Well, it might.
I doubt it. She'd find another excuse to work it into the discussion, because God knows she's proud enough about her OMGSOOOBAD! periods.
Smasharoo wrote:
My mother went through menopause in her middle 30s. I was in my early teens. The highlight was when I called her a ***** and she stabbed me right in the thigh with a Dixon Ticonderoga #2 pencil. I still have the scar. Good times.
You're lucky it was only a pencil.
So far my symptoms are purely physical(we won't bring the hubbies opinion into this). I've explained to my supervisor that I'll be taking at least one sick day off a month. It's all good.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
You called your mom a *****?
I was 14, maybe younger.
You're lucky it was only a pencil.
That's one point of view. Another point of view is that she's lucky that I just said "I think you need to take me to the hospital now" as blood gushed out of the hole in my leg like a fountain. Also that when we got to the hospital I told them that I fell into a desk and had no idea how the pencil ended up stabbing me.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
Then stop making topics that deal with menstrual cycles. XD
Let me introduce you to a concept.
We call it "Don't use the introduction of a topic as an excuse to tell the same damn story you have told every other time the topic has come up."
We discuss pregnancy here on the board occasionally. When we do, I do not, at each and every opportunity, tell the tale of my OMGSOOLONG 6-day labor.
We discuss sex here on the board frequently. When we do, I do not, at each and every opportunity, tell the tale of my OMGSOOOAWKWARD first time.
We discuss animals here on the board once in a while. When we do, I do not, at each and every opportunity, tell cutesie stories of my OMGSOOOADORABLE cat.
Gettin' the theory here yet, Einstein?
Edited, Apr 30th 2008 10:31am by Ambrya
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