Boy howdy! Karl Rove gives advice to Barry HusseinFollow

Karl Rove-



I can't wait for more rimshots from the GOP!




Edited, Apr 27th 2008 10:41pm by NaughtyWord

No, the legitimacy of his points are irrelevant, what is relevant is the fact that these points were made to help beat that proverbial drum you made reference to about a week ago; not to help Obama.

That said, we move on to the next part of what I was getting at. Rove is a colossal douche bag.

Do you really like the idea of our country's leadership being decided by a soap opera?

Rove has commented, repeatedly, on everyone's campaign.

Elitist: Wanting to surround oneself only with other elites, i.e. the cream of the crop. Unfortunately, even though the cream always rises to the top, cream tends to be around 50% fat.

I don't think Obama has been in politics long enough to be an elitest. He's a smart man and he'll surround himself with a smart cabinet, but is that such a bad thing? Really? People should be appointed to positions or elected because of their merits, education, and talent, not because they're the best guy to have a beer with.

Personally, I'd like the country to be run by INTELLIGENT people. I've had enough of the idiocracy of the last eight years. If someone isn't smarter than me then why the hell am I electing them to office in the first place?

True, but we get heartless and cruel dragon-bitChes sometimes.

Very true. And even Blair, pussified as he might've been, was still a million times better than the spineless bastards the Tories were proposing: Hague-the-xenophobe (currently shadow foreign minister, obviously), Ian Duncan-Smith the Invisible, and Michael "something of the night" Howard.

Come to think of it, the reason our politicians have sucked less recently might've been simply that they weren't Tories.

Does nobody have anything to say about the six points of advice Rove gave Obama?

They were banal and obvious. All were obvious "have you stopped beating your wife yet" jokes couched as political commentary only the most naive would take seriously.

He should have added points 7 and 8:

7: Build a National Defense record. You claim you were the only one who made the right decision in being against the war, but you've never been to war. During the next few months, try to start bar fights, slap Michelle around, whatever it takes to prove to voters that you can handle your ****. Senator McCain is widely exhaulted gookslayer, your sweet jump shot just can't compete with that.

8: Don't point out weaknesses in McCain's platform or ideas. Voters aren't interested in issues, they're interested in hate and fear, and you can't compete there. Why try? Instead, speak in glowing terms of McCain's service to this country, his fine judgment, his toughness against terrorists, and how he's a freethinking maverick with no ties to special interests. If you admit you aren't half the man he is, voters will respond. They love a victim, see, and they'll think it's unfair that McCain is so grossly more qualified for the job. This is how you win elections, Barry....