Paternity Test Giveaway....Follow

While watching late night TV, I came across this wonderful new giveaway.
Seems that the Maury Povich show has now teamed up with ABC to offer a fun new contest.

Here's the deal....
On his show, Maury will announce the docket number of a random paternity case. Then later on that evening, when the local news declares the phone lines open, the 6th caller (With the correct docket number) will receive a free paternity test, compliments of Maury and ABC.

Now come on people! What the hell does that say about someone if they even try to win this prize?
Seems to Me that the grand American media machine is once again trying to push public morality to a new low.
Either that, or else it's time for a lot of folks to consider voluntary sterilization.

FTFY

While that might help, do we really want to see what would happen if we took their trailer park hero away?