My first homosexual experienceFollow

I met him over the internet. He lived on one side of the country, I on the other. We flirted back and forth via email and im. Then it turned into something more, pictures were exchanged, phone numbers, we talked all night his dark husky voice asking to finally meet in person.

So I hopped on a plane, and he was there waiting for me at the airport. It was almost too much as we drove to the motel, I started rubbing his thigh. Before I knew it we were in the bedroom kissing fiercly, his beard tickled. Shirts were fumbled over heads, shoes removed and finally he dropped trow and all i could say was

.....

I knew it all along. Dude, why didn't you just 'fess up waaaay back when I was accusing you such deviant behavior? Think of the all that tasty cack you've wasted.

/snickers

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Relationship?

One per state, huh? Working on Guam, Puerto Rico, and the US Virgin Islands now, I suppose. With the high cost of aviation fuel, I can imagine that getting butt%&#$ed in the mouth gets kinda expensive...

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This turned out funnier than I thought it would.