They're going out a bit earlier than expected. That'll save me like 5 cents in credit card interest methinks.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
That economy. Always wants to be stimulated sooner.
Edited, Apr 25th 2008 5:46am by Tare
Edited, Apr 25th 2008 5:46am by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
That economy. Always wants to be stimlated sooner.
I know...if only that package was a little bigger and would last longer.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Tare wrote:
That economy. Always wants to be stimlated sooner.
I know...if only that package was a little bigger and would last longer.
Nexa
It's not the size of the package, it's what you do with it.
Or so I've been told
My package will be relatively small, and I'm not sure it will last very long. But I still get to be stimulated, so that's a positive thing.
Mine is huge.
"That'll save me like 5 cents in credit card interest methinks." --Nexa
What are you doing keeping any charges on your card past the initial month you used it? Shame on you for bankrolling Smash's gambling habit!
Totem
What are you doing keeping any charges on your card past the initial month you used it? Shame on you for bankrolling Smash's gambling habit!
Totem
What are you doing keeping any charges on your card past the initial month you used it? Shame on you for bankrolling Smash's gambling habit!
Well, as you know, she has to pay for coffee any time we go out. That **** adds up.
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True dat. I hate it when new acquaintences freeload, don't you?
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
What are you doing keeping any charges on your card past the initial month you used it?
heh, you sound like my wife.
She is constantly moving around credit card balaces to 0% finance charge cards. The ones that dont have the 0% she pays off every month.
Heard this from the wife earlier today were very excited. Now well just have to wiat until bush is out of office to spend it and everyone else should too.
The Article wrote:
The order in which tax filers will receive their payments will be based on the last two digits of their Social Security numbers.
Haha, I'm one of the first. 11 ftw.
FlixEffect wrote:
The Article wrote:
The order in which tax filers will receive their payments will be based on the last two digits of their Social Security numbers.
Haha, I'm one of the first. 11 ftw.
Knowing the federal government, it's going to be some pre-determined random order and the first three numbers will be something like 46, 18, 91.
"Heard this from the wife earlier today were very excited. Now well just have to wiat until bush is out of office to spend it and everyone else should too." --Dingbat
Lol, you do that, sport. Unless you have direct deposit, it'll come in paper form. Federal checks have a shelf life attached to them and by the time the next administration is in office your tax rebate will get rejected at the bank.
I'd like to be a fly on the wall watching your wife's eyes bug out as she begins beating you over the head with her purse and jamming the checkbook down your nostrils after the bank teller snickers at you for trying such a lame political gesture.
Totem
Lol, you do that, sport. Unless you have direct deposit, it'll come in paper form. Federal checks have a shelf life attached to them and by the time the next administration is in office your tax rebate will get rejected at the bank.
I'd like to be a fly on the wall watching your wife's eyes bug out as she begins beating you over the head with her purse and jamming the checkbook down your nostrils after the bank teller snickers at you for trying such a lame political gesture.
Totem
[quote=Totem]"Heard this from the wife earlier today were very excited. Now well just have to wiat until bush is out of office to spend it and everyone else should too." --Dingbat
Lol, you do that, sport. Unless you have direct deposit, it'll come in paper form. Federal checks have a shelf life attached to them and by the time the next administration is in office your tax rebate will get rejected at the bank.
I'd like to be a fly on the wall watching your wife's eyes bug out as she begins beating you over the head with her purse and jamming the checkbook down your nostrils after the bank teller snickers at you for trying such a lame political gesture.
***************
Sport?
A) We have direct deposit.
B) Even if you get a check you can cash it and not spend it. I did after all say wait to spend it not cash it...
If a check "Expires" it has to say so on the check either way so all of what you said is just plain ignorant.
Lol, you do that, sport. Unless you have direct deposit, it'll come in paper form. Federal checks have a shelf life attached to them and by the time the next administration is in office your tax rebate will get rejected at the bank.
I'd like to be a fly on the wall watching your wife's eyes bug out as she begins beating you over the head with her purse and jamming the checkbook down your nostrils after the bank teller snickers at you for trying such a lame political gesture.
***************
Sport?
A) We have direct deposit.
B) Even if you get a check you can cash it and not spend it. I did after all say wait to spend it not cash it...
If a check "Expires" it has to say so on the check either way so all of what you said is just plain ignorant.
Psssst! Hey sport, lemme fill in the blanks for you, numbnuts. You know that whole "wife is excited" thing you were talking about? I hate to break it to you, pal, but her excitement has nothing to do with feminine lubrication where you're concerned. She apparently only gets aroused by the prospect of spending this cash you're so politically intent on saving. So put your d1ck back in your pants unless you plan on letting her pay you back with a ******* for getting herself some shoes and a purse.
Totem
Totem
Totem wrote:
Psssst! Hey sport, lemme fill in the blanks for you, numbnuts. You know that whole "wife is excited" thing you were talking about? I hate to break it to you, pal, but her excitement has nothing to do with feminine lubrication where you're concerned. She apparently only gets aroused by the prospect of spending this cash you're so politically intent on saving. So put your d1ck back in your pants unless you plan on letting her pay you back with a ******* for getting herself some shoes and a purse.
Vote for hillary!
Vote for hillary!
BTW Champ, as cute as your lame *** attempt really is its good to know you take yourself so seriously that an obvious joke is completely lost on you.
Edited, Apr 27th 2008 2:29am by notinterested
Thanks, sport, I couldn't have said it any better than that-- your political activism is a joke.
Totem
Totem
So.. really.. What is the point of waiting till Bush it out of office to spend that money?
Edited, Apr 28th 2008 12:03pm by AlexanderrOfAsura
Edited, Apr 28th 2008 12:03pm by AlexanderrOfAsura
Everyone should use some of the money to start a high interest savings account. Especially if you start one with at least $250 at ING, cause then I can refer you and earn ten bucks (and get you a bonus $25...come on, you know you want to!!!).
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Everyone should use some of the money to start a high interest savings account. Especially if you start one with at least $250 at ING, cause then I can refer you and earn ten bucks (and get you a bonus $25...come on, you know you want to!!!).
Nexa
Nexa
Alma wrote:
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Only $200 and you can pretend to be an Elf in Middle-Earth forever.
"Forever" being until they shut the servers down in two years, right?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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