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#1 Apr 24 2008 at 2:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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MOORESTOWN, NJ – A South Jersey police officer, in jail after being accused of molesting three children, was charged yesterday with four counts of animal cruelty for having sex with barnyard animals, authorities said.

Patrolman Robert Melia, 38, was suspended last week by the Moorestown Police department after authorities raided his Moorestown home and seized a computer and pornographic materials.

The animal cruelty charges were filed after an examination of the seized materials, authorities said.

An investigation is continuing. Police said they were investigating four incidents involving cows.

Moorestown, NJ, Patrolman Robert Melia has been charged with having sex with cows.

Melia and Pemberton filmmaker Heather Lewis, 32, were charged April 13 with the sexual assaults of three girls at Melia’s house. The assaults occured on multiple occasions during the last five years, said a spokesman for the Burlington County Prosecutor’s office said.

Melia is being held on $510,000 bail at the Burlington County Jail in Mount Holly. Lewis, who is charged with aggravated sexual assault and criminal sexual contact, is being held on $300,000 bail at the Women’s Detention Center in Pemberton.


This guys going to have a fun time in Prison.

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#2 Apr 24 2008 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good
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Well, someone has a few problems, I'd say.
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#3 Apr 24 2008 at 3:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've seen bull wieners and I've gotta say, if a person had sex with a cow I'd be surprised if the cow really even noticed.
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#4 Apr 24 2008 at 4:08 PM Rating: Good
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So that's what a cow ****** looks like.
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#5 Apr 24 2008 at 4:19 PM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
I've seen bull wieners and I've gotta say, if a person had sex with a cow I'd be surprised if the cow really even noticed.
How exactly would you be able to tell if the cow noticed in the first place?

They seem oblivious to reality for the most part.
#6 Apr 24 2008 at 6:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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That seems like a lot of work. I'm sure even this fat load could pick up a mid-range moo of the human variety without resorting to tenderizing his steak in that particular way.
#7 Apr 24 2008 at 6:38 PM Rating: Good
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#8 Apr 24 2008 at 9:27 PM Rating: Good
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This guys going to have a fun time in Prison.


Cow-f*cking,kiddy-fiddling old bill.......

Oh-ho....He is SOOO f*cked!!

He musta been a shit in his last 5 lives to have earned that......


Edited, Apr 25th 2008 1:29am by paulsol
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#9 Apr 25 2008 at 2:21 AM Rating: Good
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He musta been a **** in his last 5 lives to have earned that......


Or this one?
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#10 Apr 25 2008 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
The next morning the cow said "man 'ure great last night!- Did the earth moo've for you too?"

Edited, Apr 25th 2008 5:45pm by fatalillusiontw
#11 Apr 25 2008 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent
That is one sick puppy.
#12 Apr 25 2008 at 4:53 PM Rating: Good
Note that this sick hick lives in New Jersey and not Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Missouri, or Arkansas.

#13 Apr 25 2008 at 8:22 PM Rating: Decent
You forgot Kentucky.
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