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#1 Apr 24 2008 at 10:48 AM Rating: Good
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As a White Stay at home Mom, who had to go on Welfare due to Abusive Ex, I can relate to The Guy Who’s Where He Is Only Because He’s Black.

So feel free to have your say, all of You, While Males who got pass over for a less qualify Minority.Smiley: wink

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#2 Apr 24 2008 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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The author's name is Whitehead.

Heh.
#3 Apr 24 2008 at 11:06 AM Rating: Decent
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So feel free to have your say, all of You, While Males who got pass over for a less qualify Minority


I've re-read this sentance multiple times & have no earthly clue what you mean.
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#4 Apr 24 2008 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
Omegavegeta wrote:
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So feel free to have your say, all of You, While Males who got pass over for a less qualify Minority


I've re-read this sentance multiple times & have no earthly clue what you mean.


Read: So all of you white males who got passed over for a less qualified Minority, feel free to have your say.
#5 Apr 24 2008 at 11:15 AM Rating: Decent
I live in Boston, I've never been passed over for a less qualified minority.
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#6 Apr 24 2008 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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Omegavegeta wrote:
I live in Boston, I've never been passed over for a less qualified minority.


Then stfu.
#7 Apr 24 2008 at 11:39 AM Rating: Good
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I live in Boston, I've never been passed over for a less qualified minority.


Probably because there aren't any....










less qualified, that is.

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#8 Apr 24 2008 at 11:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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teh linked author wrote:
Do they begrudge the scorpion its sting, or the duck its quack? How can I be other than what I am, The Guy Who Got Where He Is Only Because He’s Black?


He's a poet!

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#9 Apr 24 2008 at 6:17 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, that was me. Colson Whitehead is my ghost writing nom d'guerre. Let me tell you, it really is tough being The Guy Who’s Where He Is Only Because He’s Black. But here I am, freshly back from Hawaii, ready to add colorful commentary-- sorry, some darky humor there --to an otherwise dismal board fixated on Barack "Barry" Hussein Obama. In my absence did any of you get that promotion I was prepared to steal? I hope so. Good stuff needs to happen to Whitey too, or else they won't keep giving out welfare checks.

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#10 Apr 24 2008 at 6:28 PM Rating: Good
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If good stuff doesn't happen to Whitey, whose lawn will Git mow?
#11 Apr 24 2008 at 6:43 PM Rating: Decent
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ElneClare wrote:
The Guy Who’s Where He Is Only Because He’s Black.


LC wrote:
The author's name is Whitehead.

Heh.


This is probably the real reason.
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