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If you're going to blow the Turbocharger on your car:

1. Don't do it on the fast lane of a Motorway in heavy traffic at 80Mph
2. If you do insist on point 1, do so when a Rescue Truck is less than 10 minutes away (I logged the call at 3:54 and was they arrived at 4:02)
3. Accept the fact that the stunted little ******* at the dealer will not grasp that "not being able to physically get into the teensy replacement courtesy car" is not being 'picky'

First day of warm sunny top-down weather and I do did blowed up me precious

I bet this sets you back a pretty penny. Er, tuppence. Whatever it is.

The guy was giving you guff about being an giant, and not being able to fold yourself into a clown car? You could probably smash him into the ground, hammer-and-nail style. This is the best course of action as far as I can see.

Did you shout "engage" before using the Turbocharger?

It's a very important step.

I knew I was doing something wrong.

This is the clown car they loaned me.

Stupid titchy french bag of cogs

I bet you could wear it as a shoe.

Financially it's not my problem, so the money aspect is happily not an issue.

Just grumpy that the sun's shining, the wimminz is wearing skimpies, and I'm driving a microscopic dork-mobile.

Just grumpy that the sun's shining, the wimminz is wearing skimpies, and I'm driving a microscopic dork-mobile.

Scrawl "Hybrid" on the side with green magic marker and go for the hippie crowd. They're easy.

But there's no room in the trunk/boot for 'em!

I'm saying, *****!

Hey now, rude, arrogant, snotty, tight-****** megalomaniac, snobbish, pretentious, cowardly cheese-eating surrender monkeys maybe, but we do have huge penises.

It can't be all bad.


Edited, Apr 22nd 2008 6:58pm by RedPhoenixxx

I missed a "we" somewhere in there.

But mutliple-gigantic-penised monkeys will do. It explains how the "french lover" reputation came along.

Now I know how the oppressed minorities, those fighting for their freedom and dignity, for the right to be accepted in society as human beings and not just objects of ridicule and resentment, those demonised by the gutter press and spat on by the Church, these minorities struggling to break free from the centuries old shackles of oppression and injustice, I know how they feel.

Nixnot, we're brothers man.

Did you consider just picking it up and tossing it at them? It looks small enough.

How does one blow up a brand new turbocharger anyways? Did you pop it? or just melt the exhaust turbine blades?