The next three people who pm me and I've heard of get a graduation announcement. I've already set aside an extra for my scrapbook and one for Hannah's baby book and I don't want anymore laying around. No, I can't throw them away.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Congratulations on your upcoming graduation, Nexa. 
Congratulations Nexa!
Well thanks!
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Grats Nexa!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I hate getting graduation announcements.
PM on the way.
PM on the way.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm on it, don't worry. My 6'5" younger brother and I have arranged an elaborate scheme to get Nexa to turn red faced right at the camera at the proper time. I can't share the details because it may spoil the surprise, but I will say it involves 45 gallons of 30wt motor oil, an air compressor, a goat and a crushed blue velvet tuxedo.
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Pics or it didn't happen.
I'm on it, don't worry. My 6'5" younger brother and I have arranged an elaborate scheme to get Nexa to turn red faced right at the camera at the proper time. I can't share the details because it may spoil the surprise, but I will say it involves 45 gallons of 30wt motor oil, an air compressor, a goat and a crushed blue velvet tuxedo.
I would hope that, in the spirit of tree-hugging liberal wackiness, you will at least use recycled motor oil.
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I had to re-read that first sentence several times to make sense of it. So much for your education.
I keed, I keed... congrats!
I keed, I keed... congrats!
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I would hope that, in the spirit of tree-hugging liberal wackiness, you will at least use recycled motor oil.
Well, both of us being Socialists, I made sure to bring enough for everyone.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Scialists don't wear any colored clothing, only browns and greys. Unless thats how you are planning on embarassing her.
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