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Rational allocation?
What the hell does that mean? Right on the taint?
What the hell does that mean? Right on the taint?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Rational allocation?
What the hell does that mean? Right on the taint?
Thinking of a reply that won't get me glared at by Nexa.
Thinking......
Nope, I got nuthin.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Whatever the price is, I'm willing to bet that hookers and blow are cheaper.
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Whatever the price is, I'm willing to bet that hookers and blow are cheaper.
For a one time fling, sure, but if you think about the long-term cost of hookers and blow, you're better off forking over the dough for the pants.
It's like the difference between people that buy furniture and home theaters, and the people that "rent to own". Sure, the initial cost is cheaper, but you end up paying out the **** for that rent-a-crap.
Smasharoo wrote:
Rational allocation?
What the hell does that mean? Right on the taint?
Thinking of a reply that won't get me glared at by Nexa.
Thinking......
Nope, I got nuthin.
*glare*
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― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
malee wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Whatever the price is, I'm willing to bet that hookers and blow are cheaper.
For a one time fling, sure, but if you think about the long-term cost of hookers and blow, you're better off forking over the dough for the pants.
It's like the difference between people that buy furniture and home theaters, and the people that "rent to own". Sure, the initial cost is cheaper, but you end up paying out the **** for that rent-a-crap.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Not to mention, the orgazmo-pants are STD free.
Edited, Apr 18th 2008 10:39am by Uglysasquatch
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Elinda wrote:
Not to mention, the orgazmo-pants are STD free.
Edited, Apr 18th 2008 10:39am by Uglysasquatch
Do they run off of double A's? All my toys run off double A's and I'm going to be upset if I have to start investing in rechargeable triple A's.
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Elinda wrote:
malee wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Whatever the price is, I'm willing to bet that hookers and blow are cheaper.
For a one time fling, sure, but if you think about the long-term cost of hookers and blow, you're better off forking over the dough for the pants.
It's like the difference between people that buy furniture and home theaters, and the people that "rent to own". Sure, the initial cost is cheaper, but you end up paying out the **** for that rent-a-crap.
Unless you buy the HPV accessory set.
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