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Unzip your fly, giggle and point downward.
Works every time.
Works every time.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Talk about her breasts.
And don't forget to eat your vaggies!
And don't forget to eat your vaggies!
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Pull out a $50 from a thick wad of banknotes.
Stupid.
Stupid.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Compliment his eyes.
Should I compliment my transvestite flirting partner's eyes before or after talking about their breasts?
The rest are illegal, don't be stupid.
Edited, Apr 14th 2008 8:00pm by Youshutup
The rest are illegal, don't be stupid.
Edited, Apr 14th 2008 8:00pm by Youshutup
Be yourself (but be positive and happy to be there) and talk to them, don't use lines, even if you are a big dork, some chicks actually dig that.
Yes you are. Stop it.
Youshutup wrote:
tips?
I'm sure you guys know all about this stuff
I'm sure you guys know all about this stuff
For you, it would be best to appeal to her mothering instincts, soil yourself and ask her to change you.
Walk up and ask her what she charges for Greek.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
If you must succumb to performing this pseudo-chivalrous mental feather fluffing in order to gain confidence to speak to a person with which you are unfamiliar; then I must offer the following that I am about to make up
This is all my opinion
I.
Any BLATANT flirting.. as such that would be done in a club/party event, an event that essentially exists for such rubbish.. should always not be taken too seriously.. women smell desperation like dogs smell sausage. You will get 2 kinds of woman by flirting too desperately; 1)those who pity you for some personal reason so if they are drunk enough or you are hot enough you might just get a chance anyway ; 2)Crazies.. I don't advise fucking with the crazies unless you yourself are crazy..
II.
If you are crazy(aside social Norm)than any flirting that you are going to do isn't going to cut it. If you are so crazy that you are struggling to perform the things that others of your age find second nature than your best option is to find someone as crazy as you are.. statistically challenging though it is.
III.
If you find that you are "trying" to flirt then URDOINGITWRONG. Flirting isn't really what you do but how you do it. Many people flirt by default. This means that their social nature will cause them to actually have to actively try to NOT flirt. If you are talking to a woman and find that you have things in common and then began comfortable having a fun conversation, many would call this flirting.
IV.
When you have had a noticeable agreeable exchange of ideas with a person that you are attracted to and this causes hearts to beat a little bit faster... this is flirting. All flirting is successful in this capacity. Anything else is just a conversation. One cannot flirt with just anyone. It has to be a person with which whom you can form an understanding within the first brief instances of Eye Contact.
V.
Breeze flirts with leaves, mountains flirt with the clouds, waves flirt with seashores. Never forget that there is a natural order to these things. It takes both parties involved for the flirting process to take place.. otherwise you are just making an **** of yourself. If you want to be a breeze do not try to flirt with a cloud, if you are a mountain do not try to flirt with the leaves... et cetera
HERE ENDETH THE LESSON. PLEASE SEND ALL FIRST BORN DAUGHTERS TO OLD QUAYO, CARE OF THE FUNNY FARM, CHALFONT.
This is all my opinion
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KELVY's FIVE TENETS OF FLIRTING
I.
Any BLATANT flirting.. as such that would be done in a club/party event, an event that essentially exists for such rubbish.. should always not be taken too seriously.. women smell desperation like dogs smell sausage. You will get 2 kinds of woman by flirting too desperately; 1)those who pity you for some personal reason so if they are drunk enough or you are hot enough you might just get a chance anyway ; 2)Crazies.. I don't advise fucking with the crazies unless you yourself are crazy..
II.
If you are crazy(aside social Norm)than any flirting that you are going to do isn't going to cut it. If you are so crazy that you are struggling to perform the things that others of your age find second nature than your best option is to find someone as crazy as you are.. statistically challenging though it is.
III.
If you find that you are "trying" to flirt then URDOINGITWRONG. Flirting isn't really what you do but how you do it. Many people flirt by default. This means that their social nature will cause them to actually have to actively try to NOT flirt. If you are talking to a woman and find that you have things in common and then began comfortable having a fun conversation, many would call this flirting.
IV.
When you have had a noticeable agreeable exchange of ideas with a person that you are attracted to and this causes hearts to beat a little bit faster... this is flirting. All flirting is successful in this capacity. Anything else is just a conversation. One cannot flirt with just anyone. It has to be a person with which whom you can form an understanding within the first brief instances of Eye Contact.
V.
Breeze flirts with leaves, mountains flirt with the clouds, waves flirt with seashores. Never forget that there is a natural order to these things. It takes both parties involved for the flirting process to take place.. otherwise you are just making an **** of yourself. If you want to be a breeze do not try to flirt with a cloud, if you are a mountain do not try to flirt with the leaves... et cetera
HERE ENDETH THE LESSON. PLEASE SEND ALL FIRST BORN DAUGHTERS TO OLD QUAYO, CARE OF THE FUNNY FARM, CHALFONT.
"Wanna go halfers on a *******"?
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
(In your best tough guy accent)
"Hi there, my name is (youshutup), Can I stick my DiCk in ya ?"
Edited, Apr 14th 2008 10:45pm by Tarub
"Hi there, my name is (youshutup), Can I stick my DiCk in ya ?"
Edited, Apr 14th 2008 10:45pm by Tarub
You. "Fancy a shag?"
Her/him. "No".
You. "Would you mind lying down for a bit while I have one?".
Her/him. "No".
You. "Would you mind lying down for a bit while I have one?".
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Get her to talk about herself, pretend to listen, and when her drink gets low ask her if she'd like another.
Repeat.
Repeat.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
It depends what you want to achieve with your flirting. If its just for fun, you don't need advice. If it's to find love, you don't need it either cos it won't work anyway.
But if its just tog et laid, you could read one of those books like "The Game" or "The Secret of something..." that explain to you how to become a pick-up artist. There's whole forums and websites dedicated to this crap, and, according to my 21 year-old neighbour, it works really well. Though, obviously, it's only to get laid, it doesn't make them fall in love with you.
Otherwise, Omega's tactic sounds perfect, especially in the UK. Can't see it failing.
But if its just tog et laid, you could read one of those books like "The Game" or "The Secret of something..." that explain to you how to become a pick-up artist. There's whole forums and websites dedicated to this crap, and, according to my 21 year-old neighbour, it works really well. Though, obviously, it's only to get laid, it doesn't make them fall in love with you.
Otherwise, Omega's tactic sounds perfect, especially in the UK. Can't see it failing.
First, find someone you are attracted to, else you are just talking to yourself and girls never like THAT GUY.
Second, be yourself you should know in the first few minutes whether or not it's worth pursuing. If you can get her laughing (not that OMFG Get Me Out of Here/Nervous Laugh)then you are golden.
Third, Buy her a drink or offer to refill her drink.
Fourth, DO NOT GET CREEPY! Look her in the eyes, that looking her up and down thing only works if the girl is looking for a booty call.
Fifth, I wouldn't suggest getting all possessive right at the start. Some guys think that if they have been sitting with a girl and sharing drinks then that marks the girl as off limits for the evening. Fellows, you are right and wrong. If the girl slips off to dance with someone else while getting to know you, then it's usually safe to say you've struck out. Either way if you get loud and mouthy with the fellow asking her to dance you are classified as a Jerk and probably deserve to be in that category.
So to wrap it up. Look the girl in the eyes, get her laughing, buy her a drink, DON'T BE a testosterone filled **** with personal boundary/space issues.
Second, be yourself you should know in the first few minutes whether or not it's worth pursuing. If you can get her laughing (not that OMFG Get Me Out of Here/Nervous Laugh)then you are golden.
Third, Buy her a drink or offer to refill her drink.
Fourth, DO NOT GET CREEPY! Look her in the eyes, that looking her up and down thing only works if the girl is looking for a booty call.
Fifth, I wouldn't suggest getting all possessive right at the start. Some guys think that if they have been sitting with a girl and sharing drinks then that marks the girl as off limits for the evening. Fellows, you are right and wrong. If the girl slips off to dance with someone else while getting to know you, then it's usually safe to say you've struck out. Either way if you get loud and mouthy with the fellow asking her to dance you are classified as a Jerk and probably deserve to be in that category.
So to wrap it up. Look the girl in the eyes, get her laughing, buy her a drink, DON'T BE a testosterone filled **** with personal boundary/space issues.
Nobby wrote:
Pull out a $50 from a thick wad of banknotes.
Stupid.
Stupid.
You want like a gurlfriend?
When you find a potential victim, ask her questions, speak little, listen lots.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Omegavegeta wrote:
Get her to talk about herself, pretend to listen, and when her drink gets low ask her if she'd like another.
Repeat.
Repeat.
Ah yes, The caveman clubbing/over the shoulder approach.
Oldie but goldy
Pssst, Youshutup. That hooker you're talking up doesn't require flirtation. Time is money, champ. She's on the clock.
Totem
Totem
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
But if its just tog et laid, you could read one of those books like "The Game"
I love that goddam book.
Don't underestimate the strength of a wingman.
Thumbelyna wrote:
Don't underestimate the strength of a wingman.
Indeed, an AFC needs a good wingman to become a decent PUA and get a few negs on a HB8!
#24REDACTED,
Posted: Apr 16 2008 at 12:02 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) All it takes is a smile. Well for someone as easy on the eyes as I.
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Thumbelyna wrote:
Don't underestimate the strength of a wingman.
Indeed, an AFC needs a good wingman to become a decent PUA and get a few negs on a HB8!
Am I traitor to the sisterhood for completely understanding what you meant by that?
Thumbelyna wrote:
Am I traitor to the sisterhood for completely understanding what you meant by that?
Nope, just the ultimate wingwoman.
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