I've been cracking up about this all day and thought I would share a slice of my life with you guys, so those of you without kids can thank Bob you dont have any, and for those of you who do, can start to wonder if yours will ever do something this stupid. As the title says, I completely blame my husbands genes for this.
If you didnt know already, Xavier has really bad strep. And we're not sure if Ashe has it yet, but he is definitely showing signs. I have to take him into the Drs tomorrow for a diagnoses. Sick and I have been up all night for the past 2 nights, trying to comfort, cool down, medicate, and handle two sick kids. We are both absolutely exhausted.
This morning, I finally passed out at 7:30 after being up all night with Ashe sobbing in my arms. When I woke up a couple of hours later I walked into the living room with a sheep faced Xavier, and Sick sitting there, trying really hard not to laugh. After a bit of probing, Zavi admitted that Sick made him popcorn, and while he was eating it watching tv, he thought it would be a really good idea to stick a kernal of corn in his ear. Where it promptly got stuck. With this confession, Sick just burst out laughing. We then made cracks about Zavi trying to grown an ear of corn and other puns. I tried tweezers with no luck. i tried having him soak in the tub and wriggling his ear hoping it would loosen and come out. No, it's really stuck in there. So tomorrow, instead of one sick visit to the Drs for Ashe, I have to make two.
Ever put something in one of your orfices that was not supposed to be there and have it stuck?