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We are currently out of stock of all fig rolls. This is due to the current shortage across the industry of fig biscuits.
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I was in town today on the weekend food shopping expedition at the local Sainbury's (Yes i'm a snob) and while drifting down the biscuit ailse collecting the family favoUrites, i was shocked and horrified to find the following notice.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???!!!oneone!!Eleven?
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???!!!oneone!!Eleven?
Wrap cat poo in moist toilet paper.
Honestly - you won't notice the difference
Honestly - you won't notice the difference
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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Wrap cat poo in moist toilet paper.
Honestly - you won't notice the difference
Honestly - you won't notice the difference
Is that like a fig newton? 'Cause I can get behind that panic then.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Garibaldi. It's the same thing but flattened.
Except that the figs are currents but it's still fruit and counts towards your 5-a-day.
Except that the figs are currents but it's still fruit and counts towards your 5-a-day.
Baron von tarv wrote:
I was in town today on the weekend food shopping expedition at the local Sainbury's (Yes i'm a snob) and while drifting down the biscuit ailse collecting the family favoUrites, i was shocked and horrified to find the following notice.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???!!!oneone!!Eleven?
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We are currently out of stock of all fig rolls. This is due to the current shortage across the industry of fig biscuits.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???!!!oneone!!Eleven?
Boy you sure have turned into a raging puSSy since you left the open seas.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Boy you sure have turned into a raging ***** since you left the open seas.
Surely you didn't have an unlimited supply of fig biscuits while aboard the HMS ************
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
[quote]Surely you didn't have an unlimited supply of fig biscuits while aboard the HMS ************************ more the accusing looks of my children and wife when i told them i failed to get any.
We go through literally packets a week in my household.
We go through literally packets a week in my household.
Oh, right, you have a fambly to feed.
Well, I'm sure there are other grocery stores in your fair hamlet.
Well, I'm sure there are other grocery stores in your fair hamlet.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Oh, right, you have a fambly to feed.
Well, I'm sure there are other grocery stores in your fair hamlet.
Well, I'm sure there are other grocery stores in your fair hamlet.
Would any of your local stores carry dried figs separately?
You could always try making them yourself and then listening to the subsequent cries of "this isn't anything like the ones in the package".
You could always try making them yourself and then listening to the subsequent cries of "this isn't anything like the ones in the package".
It's not a cookie/ It's fruit and cake!!
God bless the USA and our fig hoarding ways! I'm going to go grab 2 figs off the fig tree at the park, eat one, and then throw the other one at a random passing duck!
God bless the USA and our fig hoarding ways! I'm going to go grab 2 figs off the fig tree at the park, eat one, and then throw the other one at a random passing duck!
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I'm going to go grab 2 figs off the fig tree at the park, eat one, and then throw the other one at a random passing duck!
That does it! It's officially open season on
Edited, Apr 12th 2008 3:57pm by tarv
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
i'll have to go buy some containers of fig biscuits to console myself! from our well stocked, shiny stores.
Your Euros and pounds and stuff may buy more, but who's got all the figs??? Ha!
i'll have to go buy some containers of fig biscuits to console myself! from our well stocked, shiny stores.
Your Euros and pounds and stuff may buy more, but who's got all the figs??? Ha!
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One word!
Well two little ones with a hyphen...
HOB-NOBS
Crisis over.
Well two little ones with a hyphen...
HOB-NOBS
Crisis over.
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Fig > currant
paulsol the Righteous wrote:
One word!
Well two little ones with a hyphen...
HOB-NOBS
Crisis over.
Well two little ones with a hyphen...
HOB-NOBS
Crisis over.
Quoted for the nobbly, oaty truth.
Baron von tarv wrote:
It's more the accusing looks of my children and wife when i told them i failed to get any.
We go through literally packets a week in my household.
We go through literally packets a week in my household.
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Except that the figs are currents but it's still fruit and counts towards your 5-a-day.
5-a-day?? Five pieces of fruit a day?
Why?
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