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Born today at 1613, this little guy only weighs in at 5 pounds, 9 ounces! I'll post pictures as soon as I learn how to post pictures.
Wow, he's bigger than my lil guy was.
Congrats!
Congrats!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
allenjj wrote:
Born in the highlands of scotland in 1613, this little guy only weighs in at 5 pounds, 9 ounces! I'll post pictures as soon as I learn how to post pictures. There can be only 1!
Congo ratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Woot! Congrads! Hope mommy and baby recover quickly and are home soon.
Grats broham. Have fun!
Just remember to be nice while changing his diapers. At various times throughout his life remind him that you were nice while changing his diapers. Because when you get older, he could be the one changing yours!
Edit: Oh...and gratz!
Edited, Apr 11th 2008 12:14am by cpcjlc
Edit: Oh...and gratz!
Edited, Apr 11th 2008 12:14am by cpcjlc
Obligatory rate-ups for everyone but Kaolian, who squandered his chance to teach me all about the wonders of picture posting with sarcasm!
And because my rate button is powerless against you.
And because my rate button is powerless against you.
Grats JJ!!
Grats Allenjj!
Now get some sleep!
Now get some sleep!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Congratulations!
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Good work!
You should reward your manly sperm by buying them each a tiny Ferrari, that's what I'd do.
You should reward your manly sperm by buying them each a tiny Ferrari, that's what I'd do.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Good work!
You should reward your manly sperm by buying them each a tiny Ferrari, that's what I'd do.
You should reward your manly sperm by buying them each a tiny Ferrari, that's what I'd do.
Well only one worked, the rest are dead. I find your assertion highly implausible.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Well only one worked, the rest are dead. I find your assertion highly implausible.
Listen, kitten. I know you know all about lady parts and how they work, but this is man talk. Teaching your boy sperm to crowd together to block the girl sperm from being able to get to the egg is group accomplishment, worthy of reward.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Well only one worked, the rest are dead. I find your assertion highly implausible.
Listen, kitten. I know you know all about lady parts and how they work, but this is man talk. Teaching your boy sperm to crowd together to block the girl sperm from being able to get to the egg is group accomplishment, worthy of reward.
Oh! Well that's not very nice, I like eggs too.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
congratulations! In honor of this momentous day, I leave you with the Diaper Changing Dads video
YAY babies are awesome!
Wow, your kid was born in 1613? That's some time machine you got!
Congrats, post pics so we can giggle at his squinchy lil face.
Congrats, post pics so we can giggle at his squinchy lil face.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Wow, your kid was born in 1613? That's some time machine you got!
He was a wizard of great power.
Congratulations!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Congrats!!!!
We find out the sex of ours on May 5th. Can't wait...
We find out the sex of ours on May 5th. Can't wait...
CongoRats!
And Hi Nephy
And Hi Nephy
Gratz, Double-J!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Congratulations!!!
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