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What if I were blind?
The correct answer is "It was a horse."
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
What if I were blind?
The correct answer is "It was a horse."
They wouldn't have hired you anyway.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Ok I have a question to pose.
Does a man have the right to defend* himself if he is being accosted by a woman?
EG: A woman attacks a man with the intent to do bodily harm. Weather with a weapon or with just her hands.
*Defend - to stop the attack or render the attacker unable to continue by use of force.
Does a man have the right to defend* himself if he is being accosted by a woman?
EG: A woman attacks a man with the intent to do bodily harm. Weather with a weapon or with just her hands.
*Defend - to stop the attack or render the attacker unable to continue by use of force.
Does a man have the right to defend* himself if he is being accosted by a woman?
EG: A woman attacks a man with the intent to do bodily harm. Weather with a weapon or with just her hands.
Pussies do, I guess.
A real man would just stand there and bleed to death, and by death I mean they'd just laugh crazily then pull their own eye out and hold it arms length to look at themselves, then eat the eye, then sail away on their pirate ship.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Ok I have a question to pose.
Does a man have the right to defend* himself if he is being accosted by a woman?
EG: A woman attacks a man with the intent to do bodily harm. Weather with a weapon or with just her hands.
*Defend - to stop the attack or render the attacker unable to continue by use of force.
Does a man have the right to defend* himself if he is being accosted by a woman?
EG: A woman attacks a man with the intent to do bodily harm. Weather with a weapon or with just her hands.
*Defend - to stop the attack or render the attacker unable to continue by use of force.
"If you do that again, i will put you on your behind"
That sort of thing.
Been there, done that. Although i wasn't in a relationship with her she just went batsh*t at me because she was A. Drunk B. Psycho.
She tried the assault thing but the bouncers backed me up saying i had no choise.
Baron von tarv wrote:
Yes, but you should drop a couple of small hints before knocking them out.
"If you do that again, i will put you on your behind"
That sort of thing.
This I agree with. I don't think, that just because you have a pair, grants an all access pass to women to beat the snot out of you untill they get tired and stop.
I was brought up to defend myself. If a woman (or a man for that matter) is coming after me with the intent to do harm to me, I have the right to stop her/him (within reason).
An upstairs neighbor I had used to beat her boyfriend. She was redheaded, and most probably Irish. He was a fairly big, athletic looking black guy. Then again, maybe that was her other boyfriend.
They'd argue, I'd hear scuffling and what sounded like her maybe hitting him over the head with a pan or something. Then a couple of hours later they'd be in the bedroom, and she'd be screaming again, only this time it would be stuff like "ooh ooh I love you!"
I hope he was pounding her in the butt. I always imagined it that way.
Which brings up another question - when I was single, would my meat have been considered my domestic partner?
They'd argue, I'd hear scuffling and what sounded like her maybe hitting him over the head with a pan or something. Then a couple of hours later they'd be in the bedroom, and she'd be screaming again, only this time it would be stuff like "ooh ooh I love you!"
I hope he was pounding her in the butt. I always imagined it that way.
Which brings up another question - when I was single, would my meat have been considered my domestic partner?
what a bunch of girls.
men dont get physically abused, they get into fights. happens all the time. mostly its with other men, but someimes its with women too for some people. we dont cry about it, we dont seek professional help for it, we either give or take our **** whipping and move on untill the next time.
its not abuse, its a fight. and most men, who feel they ARE being abused dont come whine about it to someone, we get really really quiet about it and go buy a gun.......
men dont get physically abused, they get into fights. happens all the time. mostly its with other men, but someimes its with women too for some people. we dont cry about it, we dont seek professional help for it, we either give or take our **** whipping and move on untill the next time.
its not abuse, its a fight. and most men, who feel they ARE being abused dont come whine about it to someone, we get really really quiet about it and go buy a gun.......
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