My mom went to a tarot card/tea leaf reading lady last weekend, who told her that she was hung in her last life. So, I decided to check my my previous doings via this handy past life generator and found the following:
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Africa around the year 1050.
Your profession was that of a egyptian prince/princess.
Sweet. I always knew I was a princess.
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Eastern States of Australia around the year 1825.
Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker and wise sage.
Probably an aborigine. The man's always keeping me down.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
bah, everyone knows that you didn't have just one past life, but that everytime you die your soul inhabits another body and you go back to Earth. It's quite obvious that we've all had plenty of past lives.
Anyway, science aside, I got this:
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Cyprus around the year 700.
Your profession was that of a medic, surgeon or wise herbalist.
The herbalist part is hard to deny.
Anyway, science aside, I got this:
I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Cyprus around the year 700.
Your profession was that of a medic, surgeon or wise herbalist.
The herbalist part is hard to deny.
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philosopher and thinker and wise sage
Well, that sounds about right, but maybe a wise cracker would be better.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Seas around the year 1675.
Your profession was that of a sorceress or enchanter.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South Seas around the year 1675.
Your profession was that of a sorceress or enchanter.
Lol. I clicked on the link and my parental controls with Trend Micro denied the site. It's classified as "occult/cult". For some reason I found that funny.
Your parents don't let you visit occult sites?
Jerks.
Jerks.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I already know I was a pizza maker in my former life
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Your parents don't let you visit occult sites?
Jerks.
Jerks.
Hehe. I have it on so my kids cant get to sites they don't need to see. I usually turn it off when I get on, but I forgot.
New age bollix!
"Fairy lord from Cyprus" indeed.
Everyone knows I was a Stygian pirate called Kevin, b.5423bc.
Fecking hippies....
"Fairy lord from Cyprus" indeed.
Everyone knows I was a Stygian pirate called Kevin, b.5423bc.
Fecking hippies....
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
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This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Romania around the year 1200.
Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker and wise sage.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Romania around the year 1200.
Your profession was that of a philosopher and thinker and wise sage.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
It always seemed to you that your perceptions of the world are somewhat different. Your lesson is to trust your intuition as your best guide in your present life.
Okay, Romanian philosopher, 1200s.
Holy fUCk, I was Dracula.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Greece around the year 1575.
Your profession was that of a astrologer and sage.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially mystical areas.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You’re intuition is strong and with practice can be well honed, once it is you need to truly listen to your inner voice and assist others on their travels.
At least this time around I made it to guru. Oh, and I have boobies
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Greece around the year 1575.
Your profession was that of a astrologer and sage.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially mystical areas.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You’re intuition is strong and with practice can be well honed, once it is you need to truly listen to your inner voice and assist others on their travels.
At least this time around I made it to guru. Oh, and I have boobies
This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Tibet around the year 1525.
Your profession was that of a sage, wise person, high priestess.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid and insecure are everywhere your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help guide other people out of the darkness and into the light
Interesting...
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Tibet around the year 1525.
Your profession was that of a sage, wise person, high priestess.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid and insecure are everywhere your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help guide other people out of the darkness and into the light
Interesting...
This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern a beach in Mexico around the year 1575.
Your profession was that of a unicorn breeder or storyteller.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a alchemist , always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!
Unicorn breeder? So basically I cheated people out of their money by selling them fake unicorns?
I can live with that.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern a beach in Mexico around the year 1575.
Your profession was that of a unicorn breeder or storyteller.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a alchemist , always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!
Unicorn breeder? So basically I cheated people out of their money by selling them fake unicorns?
I can live with that.
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This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Greece around the year 1600.
Your profession was that of a jeweler or unicorn handler
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Greece around the year 1600.
Your profession was that of a jeweler or unicorn handler
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Okay, Romanian philosopher, 1200s.
Holy ****, I was Dracula.
Holy ****, I was Dracula.
This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern a parallel universe: Extishor around the year 1375.
Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of mystical creatures.
What the fUck? Why can't this psychic internet box give me a serious reading?
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern a parallel universe: Extishor around the year 1375.
Your profession was that of a trainer or holder of mystical creatures.
What the fUck? Why can't this psychic internet box give me a serious reading?
This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1250.
Your profession was that of a chemist or alchemist.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person with a generous spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped all.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
I suddenly feel like I need a magic wand that sends out sparkling pretty colours at everyone and fairy wings.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1250.
Your profession was that of a chemist or alchemist.Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person with a generous spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped all.The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
I suddenly feel like I need a magic wand that sends out sparkling pretty colours at everyone and fairy wings.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
Baron von tarv wrote:
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Okay, Romanian philosopher, 1200s.
Holy @#%^, I was Dracula.
Holy @#%^, I was Dracula.
Close enough.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1225.
Your profession was that of a chemist or alchemist.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person with a generous spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped all.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1225.
Your profession was that of a chemist or alchemist.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person with a generous spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped all.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
LOL
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This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Tibet around the year 1550.
Your profession was that of a holder of the gold coins & sacred maps.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid and insecure are everywhere your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help guide other people out of the darkness and into the light.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Tibet around the year 1550.
Your profession was that of a holder of the gold coins & sacred maps.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid and insecure are everywhere your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help guide other people out of the darkness and into the light.
Interesting.....
This generator is no Edgar Cayce...
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Egyptian prince/princess in WEST Africa?
What's wrong with Australian Eskimo or Native American rabbi?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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This may explain some of your life choices so far… I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Newfoundland around the year 0.
Your profession was that of a sage or junior wizard.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - particularly religion. You could have been a leader.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Newfoundland around the year 0.
Your profession was that of a sage or junior wizard.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Revolutionary type. You inspired changes in any sphere - particularly religion. You could have been a leader.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You are bound to solve problems of pollution of environment, recycling, misuse of raw materials.
Verily I say unto you, I was Jesus.
I'm pretty sure Jesus was not from Newfoundland.
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