The Olympic torch is going through San Francisco tomorrow-- the only US city to be honored in such manner --and us crazy and wacky Free Tibetians are gonna disturb some peace. So I want you to watch CNN or Comrade Katie, because I am gonna take that torch DOWN!
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I'd pay 5 bucks to see that.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Will it be on FocksNews?
'Cos i only watch FocksNews these days.....
Yak yak [:yak:]
'Cos i only watch FocksNews these days.....
Yak yak [:yak:]
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Me and Richard "Gerbil" Gere and Steven Seagal are tight. Together we will rush the torch, tackle the runner, and douse the flame of Chinese oppression! Watch for it! I swear I'll do it!
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Ok, I'm all set. I've got my portable fire extinguisher, Nomex flame resistant flightsuit, and running shoes on. All I need now is a Chinee jogging through the streets of San Fran holding a giant candle. I hope you've got your TiVo set on CNN, kiddies. It's gonna be a wild ride.
Free Tibet! Free Tibet! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET!
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Free Tibet! Free Tibet! FREE TIBET! FREE TIBET!
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I liked your appearance when you talked about the leprechaun better.
Fear the Gere.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The Chinese Olympics have been fabulous for raising the Tibet issue. There's no point in boycotting them... the more they go on, the more protesting opportunity there is ^-^
I would just prefer the athletes not to be interfered with. It's still a good thing for athletes from all nations to gather together in a peaceful activity.
I would just prefer the athletes not to be interfered with. It's still a good thing for athletes from all nations to gather together in a peaceful activity.
I did love the "Torch Arrives Under Cover of Darkness" headline the other day.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Damn you, Mayor Gavin Newsom! Damn you! First you steal other men's wives, and now you steal my shining moment of glory! I was there, on the Embarcadero, ready to pry the torch from some gay Chinese lady's grasp and then you moved the relay to Fillmore Street where only guys headed to the Mitchell Bros theater would see it!
Gaaaaaaaah!
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Gaaaaaaaah!
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My plans to undermine the wheels of Chinese oppression are more subtle.
I have infiltrated the printing company that makes the messages in Fortune Cookies.
Originally I planned to have them all say "Free Tibet from the iron fist of Beijing's imperialist running dogs", but I think it will be funnier if they all just say "**** Flaps"
I have infiltrated the printing company that makes the messages in Fortune Cookies.
Originally I planned to have them all say "Free Tibet from the iron fist of Beijing's imperialist running dogs", but I think it will be funnier if they all just say "**** Flaps"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Alternate them with "Mud Flaps" for even greater effect!
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While we're on the subject, does anyone else here wonder if the ornate chinese script on the covers of menus in chinese restaurants does not, in fact, say "Happy Garden Restaurant", but actually reads "Death to the round-eyed big-noses"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
That or "The White Devils are Eating Stray Cat."
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