Eaten something off the floor this week?
I wish I could say no.
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Carpetburgers! 
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Not this week.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I work in a restaurant, probably.
When you're poor the five/ten/fifteen second rule always applies.
Edited, Apr 9th 2008 2:20am by Paskil
Edited, Apr 9th 2008 2:20am by Paskil
Yes.
But popcorn doesn't count.
But popcorn doesn't count.
Do what now?
Not this week.
I did drop a substantial amount of salad on the carpet this week. Normally I believe in the 5 second rule for myself, but decided i didn't want to wade through that much carpet fluff.
I did drop a substantial amount of salad on the carpet this week. Normally I believe in the 5 second rule for myself, but decided i didn't want to wade through that much carpet fluff.
5 second rule is followed in our household
When I worked in a restaurant, if something was quickly scooped off of the floor that had accidently dropped, we'd declare "It fell on a napkin". That made it all ok.
I'm still reeling from my shoe and office floor being desecrated by dog-poo last week, and so, I'm likely to chuck anything edible that hits the floor.
I'm still reeling from my shoe and office floor being desecrated by dog-poo last week, and so, I'm likely to chuck anything edible that hits the floor.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Mistress DSD wrote:
5 second rule is followed in our household
I only heard about this a month ago or so. Any idea what the logic behind it is? It takes bacterias seconds to climb aboard a bit of food?
yeah it pretty much follows the false idea that things that have fallen to the floor are not immediately contaminated. Variations include the 3 second rule, 7 second rule, or 10 second rule.
Mistress DSD wrote:
10 second rule.
For those lazy Mexican bacterias
actually the mexican bacteria can jump on pretty fast. They have the need to get to a better place and will run, jump, hop, climb on anything as fast as they can. It's the American bacteria that are too lazy to jump on. Or maybe the french, as they disdain anything that isn't a baguette or bordeaux 
hmm, not this week :P
Mistress DSD wrote:
Or maybe the french, as they disdain anything that isn't a baguette or bordeaux
They're on strike this week
you may then drop food on the ground at your leisure and not worry about contamination until they resume work
Mistress DSD wrote:
you may then drop food on the ground at your leisure and not worry about contamination until they resume work
ROFL
Good one DSD. I LOL'd.
Not this week, if it is moist and picks up cat hair, it goes into the trash. If it's like a cookie, 5 second rule.
No, but then i haven't dropped any food products on the floor either so i don't think that would help.
I would if it where chocolate.
I would if it where chocolate.
LAst night a corn niblet fell off my fork while eating so I picked it up and ate it.
If it falls on the floor, I'm too lazy to get it.
I'll eat pretty much anything that's fallen on the floor.
Having worked at McDonald's in my youth I observe the five second rule. My wife has her own variation: the five person rule. If no more than five people saw it hit the floor, it's still good.
Having worked at McDonald's in my youth I observe the five second rule. My wife has her own variation: the five person rule. If no more than five people saw it hit the floor, it's still good.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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