Have a bumper sticker on your car? What does it say?
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
No bumper sticker, but the last time I left it too long without being cleaned, some wag wrote in the dirt:
"I wish my wife was this dirty"
"I wish my wife was this dirty"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I got one that says...
"bFM. Other radio stations are shit!"
"bFM. Other radio stations are shit!"
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
No. Nothing obviously.
Not having one says that I'm not a ******.
Not having one says that I'm not a ******.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Nope. I don't technically own a car and the minivan I'm driving is my mom's which doesn't have a sticker. This all says that I am a broke mooch.
Edited, Apr 8th 2008 8:45pm by Debalic
Edited, Apr 8th 2008 8:45pm by Debalic
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
On my old car I have a "Pork Liver" sticker. It's an old friend's band that someone slapped on there when I wasn't looking. I also have, what I refer to, as a tramp stamp on my car: this really gay butterfly and swirly decal that the girl who owned it before me put on it. Yuck.
The car I just received from my dad has Iowa Hawkeye decals on it. I represent because my dog was named Hawkeye, not because my dad is a seriously crazy fanatic.
The car I just received from my dad has Iowa Hawkeye decals on it. I represent because my dog was named Hawkeye, not because my dad is a seriously crazy fanatic.
I have two stickers in my car window. One is a parking pass, the other says NL as in Netherlands.
No.
I hate bumper stickers.
I hate bumper stickers.
Do what now?
Mine says, "Fat people are harder to kidnap."
I have a NERV parking permit.
For people who realize what this is, it says I'm a big nerd.
For people who realize what this is, it says I'm a big nerd.
I don't even have my driving licence
I have a magnet for a local website I'm a part of, but no bumper sticker. But there are quite a few I've seen I wouldn't mind putting on my car.
I've never put a bumper sticker on my car...but I've had static stickers in the rear window before, generally for college.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I've never put a bumper sticker on my car...but I've had static stickers in the rear window before, generally for college.
Nexa
Nexa
No bumper-stickers.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I have a giant picture of my face airbrushed on my rear window. Sure, it's inconvenient, but it makes everyone who drives behind me that much happier, and I'm a generous guy.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Debalic wrote:
Nope. I don't technically own a car and the minivan I'm driving is my mom's which doesn't have a sticker. This all says that I am a broke mooch.
Edited, Apr 8th 2008 8:45pm by Debalic
Edited, Apr 8th 2008 8:45pm by Debalic
Mren? Dat choo?
As to the OP, no I refuse to have bumper stickers on my cars. I think they are tacky and gay.
Edited, Apr 9th 2008 8:13am by Katie
Smasharoo wrote:
I have a giant picture of my face airbrushed on my rear window. Sure, it's inconvenient, but it makes everyone who drives behind me that much happier, and I'm a generous guy.
Haha, that reminded of the Slutmobile from the Tom Green show.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
As to the OP, no I refuse to have bumper stickers on my cars. I think they are tacky and gay.
Yes, we wouldn't want to be tacky or, heaven forbid, gay.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
The One and Only Katie wrote:
As to the OP, no I refuse to have bumper stickers on my cars. I think they are tacky and gay.
Yes, we wouldn't want to be tacky or, heaven forbid, gay.
Nexa
True story. What is the point of having stickers on your car? They fade and peel and just look disgusting. It's always the bat **** crazy person that has the 15 bumper stickers on their car. I don't care about your religion, your stance on abortion, who you are voting for, whether or not you support your local fireman's ball, your sexuality or if your child is on the honor roll for their school. As far as that goes, why make yourself a target for some well places key scratches or pedophile following you home?
The One and Only Katie wrote:
True story. What is the point of having stickers on your car? They fade and peel and just look disgusting. It's always the bat sh*t crazy person that has the 15 bumper stickers on their car. I don't care about your religion, your stance on abortion, who you are voting for, whether or not you support your local fireman's ball, your sexuality or if your child is on the honor roll for their school. As far as that goes, why make yourself a target for some well places key scratches or @#%^phile following you home?
haha, I agree, I hate bumper stickers as well. I just found your combination of adjectives to be ironic.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
no bumper stickers on any of my cars. i do have the Apple logo on one of my cars back window, and when i decide to invest in bumper stickers/window logos for my school i will have that on there, but other then that and College parking passes, forget it.
Nexa wrote:
The One and Only Katie wrote:
True story. What is the point of having stickers on your car? They fade and peel and just look disgusting. It's always the bat sh*t crazy person that has the 15 bumper stickers on their car. I don't care about your religion, your stance on abortion, who you are voting for, whether or not you support your local fireman's ball, your sexuality or if your child is on the honor roll for their school. As far as that goes, why make yourself a target for some well places key scratches or @#%^phile following you home?
haha, I agree, I hate bumper stickers as well. I just found your combination of adjectives to be ironic.
Nexa
All gays are tacky, just ask Nixnot.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
As far as that goes, why make yourself a target for some well places key scratches or @#%^phile following you home?
I hate to say it, but I totally agree with you. "Baby on board" stickers?? For all those times you were gonna crash into someone on the freeway but decided not to because of your love of infants?
Oh, we have the wife's current "don't tow me, I really go to school here" sticker on our car, but I don't think that counts.
Do what now?
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