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#1 Apr 08 2008 at 8:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Some amusing items from the fark "not news" section.

http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3521144&l=http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/4/7/124812/3285/604/491642

Obama's campaign returns a $100 donation from a lobbyist for a non-profit organization. Meanwhile, their spouse is unable to get the Clinton campaign to stop withdrawing from their account.

http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3520925&l=http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_temper_boiled_over_in_92_0407.html%3Ff%3D1

Among other colorful language choices, McCain called his wife an cnut in '92.

http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3520253&l=http://www.smh.com.au/news/science/artificial-sperm-on-the-horizon/2008/04/07/1207420287249.html

Artificial sperm. Who's your daddy?

http://go.fark.com/cgi/fark/go.pl?i=3519205&l=http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23472874-5012895,00.html

And lastly, an emo tree.
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#2 Apr 08 2008 at 9:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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How could you possibly report all those boring stories and miss the one about Barkingturtle in drag in a stranger's closet?

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#3 Apr 08 2008 at 9:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
How could you possibly report all those boring stories and miss the one about Barkingturtle in drag in a stranger's closet?



Beaverton is actually a lot closer to Kao.

Plus, if that had been me, no way I would have come out of the closet. Har har har.
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#4 Apr 08 2008 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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Barkingturtle wrote:
Samira wrote:
How could you possibly report all those boring stories and miss the one about Barkingturtle in drag in a stranger's closet?



Beaverton is actually a lot closer to Kao.

Plus, if that had been me, no way I would have come out of the closet. Har har har.


It was actually the town name of "Beaverton" that convinced me it was you.

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#5 Apr 08 2008 at 9:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Beaverton is actually a lot closer to Kao.

Been there on a consulting gig, actually. *********


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#6 Apr 08 2008 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:

Beaverton is actually a lot closer to Kao.

Been there on a consulting gig, actually. sh*thole.




Yeah, there's signs in my town that say, "Don't let Silverton become another Beaverton". Coincidentally, I'm going there tomorrow to help erect a fence for a client's goddaughter.
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#7 Apr 08 2008 at 9:32 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm going there tomorrow to help erect a fence for a client's goddaughter

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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#8 Apr 08 2008 at 9:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:

I'm going there tomorrow to help erect a fence for a client's goddaughter

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?



Sounds less criminal than "hiding in a random woman's closet and flogging myself while wearing her panties".
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#9 Apr 08 2008 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
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I was surprised that the jury let him off. I guess they believed his story, or at least that his story was possible.
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#10 Apr 08 2008 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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I was surprised that the jury let him off. I guess they believed his story, or at least that his story was possible.


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