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#1 Apr 07 2008 at 7:38 AM Rating: Good
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Police: Man used hedgehog as weapon
Mon Apr 7, 1:42 AM ET

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A New Zealand man has been accused of assault with prickly weapon — a hedgehog.

Police allege that William Singalargh picked up the hedgehog and threw it several yards to hit a 15-year-old boy in the North Island east coast town of Whakatane on Feb. 9.

"It hit the victim in the leg, causing a large, red welt and several puncture marks," police Senior Sgt. Bruce Jenkins said Monday. The teen did not need medical treatment, he added.

The Herald on Sunday newspaper reported that it was not known whether the hedgehog was dead or alive at the time of the attack, but that it was dead when collected as evidence.

Jenkins said Singalargh, 27, was arrested shortly after the incident on a charge of assault with a weapon. He is expected to appear in court again on April 17.

His lawyer, Rebecca Plunket, said Singalargh intends to plead innocent. The maximum penalty for the charge is five years in prison.

While using a hedgehog as a weapon in an assault is uncommon, Jenkins said, "People often get charged with assault for throwing things at other people."

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#2 Apr 07 2008 at 7:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Apr 07 2008 at 7:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Once I get more experience, I think I could maybe dual-wield hedgehogs.

#4 Apr 07 2008 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
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Hedgehog frisbee. He should patent that.
#5 Apr 07 2008 at 11:02 AM Rating: Good
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WELLINGTON, New Zealand


New Zealand is NOT in Australia. mmmmkay?

Dont you guys study geography??
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#6 Apr 07 2008 at 11:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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#7 Apr 07 2008 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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And we dont have wombats either.
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New Zealand is NOT in Australia. mmmmkay?

Dont you guys study geography??


In the US we refer to Oceania as Australia as well as the country.
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#9 Apr 07 2008 at 11:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Poor lil hedgehog. I wanted one of those for a pet when I was little too.
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#10 Apr 07 2008 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Poor lil hedgehog. I wanted one of those for a pet when I was little too.


They're extremely cute, but I don't know if they make good pets, particularly. I could never hang with the whole having to handle grubs thing. Maybe I'm just spoiled for other pets forever b/c of my dogs though.

EDIT: Now that I read the article for myself, I can see that my girlfriend lied to me about the hedgehog being ok when she told me about this article this morning. I guess she didn't want to upset me. Poor little fellow. Smiley: frown

Edited, Apr 7th 2008 3:23pm by belialle
#11 Apr 07 2008 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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paulsol the Righteous wrote:
And we dont have wombats either.


O RLY?
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#12 Apr 07 2008 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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paulsol the Righteous wrote:
And we dont have wombats either.


O RLY?


Are wombats bitey? Because I totally want to hug him.

#13 Apr 07 2008 at 1:58 PM Rating: Good
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New Zealand is NOT in Australia. mmmmkay?

Dont you guys study geography??

In the US we refer to Oceania as Australia as well as the country.


Nope. Thats like saying the UK and Estonia are the same 'cos they are in Europe. Oceania is a region. Australia is one country in it. New Zealand is another.



And no, we dont have wombats.

The only native mammal we have is a couple of types of bats, and we never had marsupials until some idiot bought them here.

Smiley: schooled



Edited, Apr 7th 2008 5:58pm by paulsol
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#14 Apr 07 2008 at 1:58 PM Rating: Good
Quiet you silly Aussie.
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