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#1 Apr 06 2008 at 4:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Man, a bad week for top Clinton strategist, Mark Penn. First he's caught giving Columbia advice on how to push Congress for free trade in direct opposition to Clinton's stated policy. Then he apologises and, in doing so, manages to anger the Columbian government which fires his firm. But the unions still aren't happy and so now Clinton gives him the axe (in political terms he 'resigned') as well. But there's enough double-speak in there ("...will continue to provide polling and advice to the campaign") that the unions aren't likely to be mollified anyway.

Supposedly, Penn's been on the edge for a while and rumor had it that the only thing keeping Clinton from firing him was that she couldn't afford to -- she owes him something like $3mil for campaign services rendered thus far. I doubt he'll ever get paid (these sorts of things between 'friends' tend to get comped) but this gave Clinton a handy reason for dumping a failed strategist without overtly admitting that she was firing him for running her campaign into the ground.
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#2 Apr 06 2008 at 5:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Can't blame her. The strategy for a good portion of the campaign thus far seemed to be "Don't worry, you're the inevitable nominee". Could be someone misunderestimated the opposition.
#3 Apr 06 2008 at 5:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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So he was fired over her Penn tup frustration?
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#4 Apr 06 2008 at 5:48 PM Rating: Good
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
So he was fired over her Penn tup frustration?


Smiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lolSmiley: lol

Nice pun ^^

Edited, Apr 6th 2008 9:48pm by fatalillusiontw
#5 Apr 06 2008 at 5:50 PM Rating: Decent
I spent a crime-filled weekend with Mark Penn. We were out of our minds on coke and we stole some cars. Last I knew he was living in a dry county in Alabama with his father.

Oh, I take it this isn't the Mark Penn I grew up with. Well that makes more sense.
#6 Apr 06 2008 at 10:26 PM Rating: Good
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#7 Apr 07 2008 at 5:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Can't blame her. The strategy for a good portion of the campaign thus far seemed to be "Don't worry, you're the inevitable nominee". Could be someone misunderestimated the opposition countries hate for her.


FIFY

Edited, Apr 7th 2008 3:23pm by Singdall
#8 Apr 07 2008 at 5:25 AM Rating: Decent
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The Colombians will be happy. Hillary was probably worried that Sosa was going to send a hit squad.
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#9 Apr 07 2008 at 7:36 AM Rating: Decent
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When is Sean Penn getting the boot because Into the Wild sucked serious balls.
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#10 Apr 07 2008 at 7:41 AM Rating: Decent
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When is Sean Penn getting the boot because Into the Wild sucked serious balls.


I'm suspending judgment until I see him play Harvey Milk.
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He'll probably be really good, and you and I and Nexa and the other 50 people that see the movie will all think so.

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