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#1 Apr 05 2008 at 9:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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So, is quizpoll, Da? You fill out, is nice! Very good, you a like eh?



1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?

2. They manage to clone a wolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tastey. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?

3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?

4. Smiley: wombat

5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?

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#2 Apr 05 2008 at 9:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?
Fill the second container until it's full to the brim, pour the remainder into the number you first thought of, then place the Zebra into the first container.

2. They manage to clone a wolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tastey. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?
Sammy Davis Jr, 14th December 1967

3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?
Trick question! Tracey Ullman is a man.

4. Smiley: wombat
Your Mom

5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?
Manwithplanks?
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#3 Apr 05 2008 at 9:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?
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OPEN WINDOW
ENTER WINDOW
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GET LAMP
MOVE RUG
OPEN TRAP DOOR
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2. They manage to clone a wolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tastey. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?
Nope. I'd be too busy eating mammoth steaks.
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3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?
Adams. You know, the British one. First name is Douglas or Richard or something like that.
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Smiley: llama
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5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?
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#4 Apr 05 2008 at 9:52 PM Rating: Decent
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?
Obvious answer:
 
> EXAMINE SWORD 


I see Jophiel actually played the game.

Edited, Apr 5th 2008 10:53pm by MDenham
#5 Apr 05 2008 at 10:03 PM Rating: Decent
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
/singsong 99 bottles of post on the wall 99 bottles of post

So, is quizpoll, Da? You fill out, is nice! Very good, you a like eh?


Apples!


1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?

What any self-respecting drunk would do, urinate on the mailbox.


2. They manage to clone a wolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tastey. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?

Nope, would be too busy in the illegal wolly mammoth tusk trade.


3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?

Cat in the hat.


4. Smiley: wombat
Smiley: goat

5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?


Easy, Jophiel, Gbaji would be too busy changing the point.

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#6 Apr 05 2008 at 10:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Archfiend MDenham wrote:
I see Jophiel actually played the game.
Not for a long while. I skipped the egg and forgot to grab the sword Smiley: laugh
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#7 Apr 06 2008 at 12:09 AM Rating: Decent
1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?

agreed pee on the mailbox, then spell Bush in the field

2. They manage to clone a wolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tastey. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?

Quote French chick "let them eat cake"
3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?

The Lords of Discipline, Conroy
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oooooo pictures =)

5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?

Is there a word limit?
#8 Apr 06 2008 at 5:39 AM Rating: Good
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5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?
Manwithplanks?


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#9 Apr 06 2008 at 9:41 AM Rating: Good
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1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?
Crack open a beer.

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2. They manage to clone a wolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tastey. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?
I'd have a mammoth burger and a beer.
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3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?
1. Anne McCaffery
2. Raymond E Fiest
3. J V jones

I always read them while drinking a beer.

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4. Smiley: wombat
Does the Wombat need a beer? i got beer.

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5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?
The one who stock the treehouse with the most beer.

Smiley: boozing
#10 Apr 06 2008 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?


Rime, you urinate in the mailbox.

Kids nowadays, no manners...

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2. They manage to clone a wolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tastey. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?


The combination of tastiness and deliciousness would eventualy sway me, I think.

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3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?


Dostoievsky, Kundera and Kessel.

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4. Smiley: wombat


Smiley: hk

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5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?


gbaji would feel to redefine the terms of "pillow", "tree-house", and, obviously, "definition". He would then claim that, although it might not appear that way in the mainstream media, "this is *huge*" and that the red strawman ate some herrings. And then he would win, as always.
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#11 Apr 06 2008 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:
Smiley: hk


We have a Smiley: hk smiley now?!?

Who knew?
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#12 Apr 06 2008 at 3:10 PM Rating: Good
Leftovers from April's fool fun day, i believe...
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#13 Apr 06 2008 at 4:09 PM Rating: Good
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#14 Apr 06 2008 at 6:25 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Archfiend MDenham wrote:
I see Jophiel actually played the game.
Not for a long while. I skipped the egg and forgot to grab the sword Smiley: laugh


You also forgot to turn on the lamp...

It is very dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.
#15 Apr 06 2008 at 6:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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You also forgot to turn on the lamp...

It is very dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue.
No reason to waste a turn of light until I'm down there!
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#16 Apr 06 2008 at 6:58 PM Rating: Good
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:


1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?


e

Open mailbox

examine mailbox

s

e

open window

enter window

score

...

I don't remember anything else or if that was correct gameplay x.x

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2. They manage to clone a wolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tastey. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?


It depends.

I am trying to kick the fast-food stuff, and if mammoth proves to be high in trans fat...I would have to say no Smiley: frown

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3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?


Sophie's World by Jostein Gaarder.

From Russia, With Love by Ian Fleming.

WaterWorld by Max Allan Collins.

I like these books for the writing style, and the fact that I can just sit down and open them up to any part and be content reading them from there.

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4. Smiley: wombat


Smiley: schooledSmiley: goat

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5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?


No, you shut up.

Edited, Apr 6th 2008 10:58pm by Nightsintdreams
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#17 Apr 06 2008 at 9:03 PM Rating: Good
1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?

Go Dennis

2. They manage to clone a wolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are
delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tastey. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?


Delicious is subjective. I would have to eat one to determine for myself.

3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?

Catch-22

4. Smiley: wombat

I was really drunk, ok?

5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?


Insert joke about nuts here.


Edited, Apr 7th 2008 12:04am by Natdatilgnome
#18 Apr 06 2008 at 9:41 PM Rating: Good
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
/singsong 99 bottles of post on the wall 99 bottles of post

So, is quizpoll, Da? You fill out, is nice! Very good, you a like eh?



1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?

Start shooting wildly and randomly at the field of corn. Kill all those damn children!


2. They manage to clone a woolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tasty. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?
It's plausible. Can it be a spicy burger?

3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?
Tower and Hive series by Ann McCaffrey


4. Smiley: wombat X3 +
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Screenshot


5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best tree house?
Gbaji, the tree would build it's own tree house just to shut him up.

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#19 Apr 06 2008 at 11:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Rime, you urinate in the mailbox.


Ah, duly noted. Well played Sir.
#20 Apr 07 2008 at 1:13 AM Rating: Good
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Looks good on ya, Frenchy!


Thanks, I guess those bribes finally paid off.

Hope you enjoy your new convertible, gbaj!
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#22 Apr 07 2008 at 3:28 AM Rating: Decent
1. You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. What do you do next?

Burn the mailbox, then burn the house, then burn whatever's left!

2. They manage to clone a wolly mammoth, and it is discovered that they are delicious, ecologically sustainable, and tastey. Would you personally eat a mammoth burger, and why or why not?

I'll start with two, at least, got to try out whether cocktail or bearnaise sauce works better. After that, there's still the old onions or not problem, might work better with sauerkraut, mustard or little onions or pickles. Then we have to figure out if a soft bun or a hard bun tastes better, salad and tomatoes,...

I doubt they'll be able to clone enough wolly mammoths to work out the perferct combination.

3. what is your favorite book and or author? If you can't pick one, top 3?

The Shining, Stephen King

4. Smiley: wombat Smiley: motz

5. In a battle to the death between Jophiel and Gbaji, each combatant armed with a large pillow, who would make the best treehouse?

The pillows working together!
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