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Oh, my gracious. He totally fixed itWimped out.
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He totally fixed itWimped out.
I freely admit I largely do whatever Nexa wants. It's a fair trade.
I freely admit I largely do whatever Nexa wants. It's a fair trade.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
He totally fixed itWimped out.
I freely admit I largely do whatever Nexa wants. It's a fair trade.
I freely admit I largely do whatever Nexa wants. It's a fair trade.
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I tried doing this but I'm so attuned to my hunny that I can't separate him from my minimums and ideals. I struck GOLD with him. (Okay, maybe he could be a bit hunkier -- he's talk and skinny and my best efforts to fatten him up have failed. He has the muscle tone of a rubber band, to quote Pratchett.)
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freely admit I largely do whatever Nexa wants. It's a fair trade.
Damn them and thier sneaky feminine ways!!
Baron von tarv wrote:
Damn them and thier sneaky feminine ways!!
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
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Sounds good, as long as you can handle my random outbursts of hostility and vulgarity!
I'll keep boxing gloves on hand for the hostility (2 pair... bwehehe...). We'll make a sparring match of it.
The vulgarity will probably just turn me on.
You know, it would be a great consolation to me if you happen to be ugly.
Meh, boxing gloves? I prefer metal pipes! LOL, I consider myself very average, except for my height (I'm a midget!)
An average-looking midget who beats me with metal pipes? Keep it up. I'm losing interest.
Awesome! I'm also really a man.
Queen Alixana wrote:
except for my height (I'm a midget!)
..or are you just short?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Haha, not really. I am 4'11', which I guess is not too bad as a female. I often wear heels anyway, so it's hard for people to tell. ;) My friends all call me a midget though, until I kick their ***.
Haha, not really. I am 4'11', which I guess is not too bad as a female. I often wear heels anyway, so it's hard for people to tell. ;) My friends all call me a midget though, until I kick their ***.
Due respect, doesn't being under 5' meet the criteria for the scientific definition?
Hahaha, Wiki says you just make it to normal person status!
A dwarf is associated with the height 4'10 1/2" and under
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarfism
Yay!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Nobby's like, 6' 7" or something. In other words, you're just the right height...
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Awesome! The best part is that the one adult family member I am taller than, my cousin, is by definition a dwarf (she's a full inch shorter.) I actually have a somewhat-valid excuse for my height: I have moderate scoliosis, and without it I'd probably be at least an inch taller or so. At least, that's what the doctors told me. :P
Woohoo! I'm not the shortest person here!
Do you have a braid in your beard too?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Do you have a braid in your beard too?
Yes but with a ribbon, to denote that I am female.
Do you have a braid in your beard too?
Haha. I like Evil Tare the bestest.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
Do you have a braid in your beard too?
Haha. I like Evil Tare the bestest.
There is no other Tare!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
There is no other Tare!
That's not true, I've met slightly suspicious Tare!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
There is no other Tare!
That's not true, I've met slightly suspicious Tare!
Lest her evilness be revealed!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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