Not that I'm condoning piracy, BUTFollow

PARIS, France (AP) -- Pirates seized control of a French cruise ship Friday off the coast of Somalia, France's Foreign Ministry said.

A ministry official said details about the attack were scarce, and it was not clear how many crew members were on board the ship or if there were any passengers.

If you're going to seize ships at sea, snagging a bloated cruise vessel is probably doin' it right.

Now even the French will have to do something about it.

Alright, alright, enough of the silly french prejudices. We won't taunt them, or raise the white flag, no no, we'll do what we always do when dealing with foreigners.

We'll be serve them coffee disdainfully.