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What's funny is that despite the fact that the Pres (and his dad) went to our Alma Mater, they held a mock election there in 2000 and I think close to 80% voted for Gore.
That's what they get for letting the ABC kids vote. I was class of 89. I'm old.
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******* ancient is a better term for it, Smash :)
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
Check out Barry hooping it up in hs: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/04/watch-obama-plays-high-sc_n_94997.html
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Samira wrote:
Grady wrote:
John McCain is obvious senile. Anyone who thinks the best way to "win" the war in Iraq is to stay there for 10 or 100 or 1000 years would be labeled borderline defective if they were 35. Since he's 71, I'll be nice and chalk it up to senility.
Well, not really; but the fact that he repeatedly mixes them up is not reassuring to me.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Addikeys wrote:
Check out Barry hooping it up in hs: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/04/04/watch-obama-plays-high-sc_n_94997.html
Because high school activities really are relevant.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Because high school activities really are relevant.
Good point. In fact, its about as relevant as a political candidate bowling 7 frames. I guess that wasn't lost on you.
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Because high school activities really are relevant.
Good point. In fact, its about as relevant as a political candidate bowling 7 frames. I guess that wasn't lost on you.
What a candidate does to stay in the public eye during a campaign is minimally more relevant than what he did 30 years ago in high school, yes.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Does this mean that Dubya is getting a pass for jumping into bed nekkid with other dudes back then? 'Cuz I'm ok with that being open minded and all.
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What a candidate does to stay in the public eye during a campaign is minimally more relevant than what he did 30 years ago in high school, yes.
Another excellent point. Relevantly speaking: Bowling today > Basketball back then. Got it. Arguing the finer points of minimal relevance is definitely a worthy exercise.
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Does this mean that Dubya is getting a pass for jumping into bed nekkid with other dudes back then? 'Cuz I'm ok with that being open minded and all.
I guess that's what Sam is sayin, but only to a minimal degree.
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Addikeys wrote:
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What a candidate does to stay in the public eye during a campaign is minimally more relevant than what he did 30 years ago in high school, yes.
Another excellent point. Relevantly speaking: Bowling today > Basketball back then. Got it. Arguing the finer points of minimal relevance is definitely a worthy exercise.
I don't suppose I have to even mention how minimally relevant you are.
But there it is.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Smasharoo wrote:
How do you do that? It's almost statistically impossible to not accidentally knock that many pins out of 10 tries.
By not bowling ten frames. That's boring to report with the score though. Why is the media so biased against Obama?? WHY????? This is going to be HUGE!!!
Lol!
Well, a friend of mine pointed out that for someone who doesn't consistently get strikes when bowling, you actually get "20 tries", not ten. So even if he bowled only 7 frames, that's still presumably 14 rolls of the ball down the lane.
Pretty lame IMO. He's lost my vote over this... ;)
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I don't suppose I have to even mention how minimally relevant you are.
But there it is.
But there it is.
Apparently relevant enough to respond to my stupid post. Take that for whatever it is.
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Well, a friend of mine pointed out that for someone who doesn't consistently get strikes when bowling, you actually get "20 tries", not ten. So even if he bowled only 7 frames, that's still presumably 14 rolls of the ball down the lane.
Pretty lame IMO. He's lost my vote over this... ;)
Pretty lame IMO. He's lost my vote over this... ;)
The only thing lamer was Hillary's comedy shtick on April Fools Day.
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