http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/02/opinion/02dowd.html?em&ex=1207281600&en=255f416f7b772007&ei=5087%0A
Hmmm. "Gentilly sipping beer," rolling a 37 in the bowling alley (can't seem to handle a 16 pound ball so it seems), avoiding chocolate to keep his girlish figure, and fastidiously primping himself while on "The View." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdyeM2KjoyQ
The guy might not have the huevos to be The Man. Of course, that might be precisely why some of you simpering ******* are drawn to him...
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At least Obama can still handle his beer.
He's no quitter.
He's no quitter.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Meh. EDIT: Ok, 6/10
Edited, Apr 3rd 2008 7:06pm by belialle
Edited, Apr 3rd 2008 7:06pm by belialle
The guy might not have the huevos to be The Man.
I've mentioned I went to the same High School as our current Pres, right, and there are numerous photos of him as the only male cheerleader, and numerous stories in the secret societies of his "pranks" where he climbed into bed naked with other students in the middle of the night?
Just checking. Regardless, seeming more manly than a doddering old fool who can't lift his arms above his waist doesn't seem to me to be a big worry this year.
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"...his "pranks" where he climbed into bed naked with other students..." --Smash
Ahhh, that's nothin'. Or at least according to Bhodi, who regularly teabagged his roommates after an evening of excessive drinking. Well, that's the word on the street anyway.
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Ahhh, that's nothin'. Or at least according to Bhodi, who regularly teabagged his roommates after an evening of excessive drinking. Well, that's the word on the street anyway.
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Ahhh, that's nothin'.
That's a fair point for Prep Schools, actually.
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Wait! He bowled a 37!!!???
How do you do that? It's almost statistically impossible to not accidentally knock that many pins out of 10 tries. I know a guy who's legally blind who bowls better then that (actually, the guy bowls over 200 consistently, but it's funnier not to mention that).
I was on the fence as to his status as a "true American"(tm) before, but now there's no doubt.
He secretly French, isn't he?
How do you do that? It's almost statistically impossible to not accidentally knock that many pins out of 10 tries. I know a guy who's legally blind who bowls better then that (actually, the guy bowls over 200 consistently, but it's funnier not to mention that).
I was on the fence as to his status as a "true American"(tm) before, but now there's no doubt.
He secretly French, isn't he?
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I thought Hillary was the black guy and Obama was the potential first women president?
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For an effete guy he sure picked a hot wife. <3 Michelle
If I was a guy myself I'd hit it.
. . . Oh ***** it. I'd probably switch sides just for her if I had a chance of hitting it.
If I was a guy myself I'd hit it.
. . . Oh ***** it. I'd probably switch sides just for her if I had a chance of hitting it.
You mean Omarosa? Umm, yeah, I guess so if you're into militant black chicks.
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<3 Michelle
She's got boobs like Janet Jackson. And by Janet Jackson boobs, I mean Natioanl Geographic boobs. And by National Geographic boobs, I mean hanging down to her waist, stretching rings around her neck, and a basket full of laundry balanced on her head. Just sayin'.
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Meaning, they haven't been filled with saline and artificially inflated to the perkiness levels of a 15 year old.
Reality check: Boobs on 40 year olds don't look like **** in real life.
Reality check: Boobs on 40 year olds don't look like **** in real life.
Reality check: 40 year old boobs don't require implants to remain perky. Some women have natural resiliency, some don't. Omarosa Obama apparently doesn't. Either that or she didn't wear a bra for a large portion of her adult life.
/shrugs
Hey, I'm an expert on women's boobs.
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Hey, I'm an expert on women's boobs.
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gbaji wrote:
Wait! He bowled a 37!!!???
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Actually, belialle, that looks frighteningly like Smasharoo, although he doesn't wear glasses to the best of my knowledge. My skin's hue is wee bit... darker. I'm more http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:LRrm0LtUPmJP_M:http://cdn.ugoto.com/pictures/why-african-women-run-sooooooo-fast-010.jpg
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Ah, I see now! Well, it's hard for me, you know. All you Asylumites (Asyluminians?) kinda look the same to me.
How do you do that? It's almost statistically impossible to not accidentally knock that many pins out of 10 tries.
By not bowling ten frames. That's boring to report with the score though. Why is the media so biased against Obama?? WHY????? This is going to be HUGE!!!
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He secretly French, isn't he?
Nah, we don't make that kind of awesome in politics anymore.
We tried, and instead we got a dwarfy and angry hyperactive fascist napoleon wanna-be who looks like a traffic cop at a busy junction when he makes speeches
Only thing going for him is that he still pulls beautiful women, but there has to be some advantage in being French.
Well, of course the real question is: how does he look in a flight suit?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
John McCain is obvious senile. Anyone who thinks the best way to "win" the war in Iraq is to stay there for 10 or 100 or 1000 years would be labeled borderline defective if they were 35. Since he's 71, I'll be nice and chalk it up to senility.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
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John McCain is obvious senile. Anyone who thinks the best way to "win" the war in Iraq is to stay there for 10 or 100 or 1000 years would be labeled borderline defective if they were 35. Since he's 71, I'll be nice and chalk it up to senility.
Dude, I'd be somewhat okay with that position if he didn't keep saying Iran.
Well, not really; but the fact that he repeatedly mixes them up is not reassuring to me.
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I've mentioned I went to the same High School as our current Pres, right, and there are numerous photos of him as the only male cheerleader, and numerous stories in the secret societies of his "pranks" where he climbed into bed naked with other students in the middle of the night?
Haha, me too - small world. What class were you? '98 here; getting ready for our 10-year reunion in a couple months.
What's funny is that despite the fact that the Pres (and his dad) went to our Alma Mater, they held a mock election there in 2000 and I think close to 80% voted for Gore.
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What's funny logical is that despite because of the fact that the Pres (and his dad) went to our Alma Mater, they held a mock election there in 2000 and I think close to 80% voted for Gore.
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